So there I am...

[WildIrish]

squatting over the toilet and using the electric trimmers to cut my pubic hairs nice & short, and I look down to admire my work and think "wow...they give awards to people like me!"


Darwin Awards!


I could've dropped the trimmer into the toilet and electrocuted myself all because I was trimming my pubes and shaving my balls! :yikes:

[Lilith]

But what a way to go ;)

[PantyFanatic]

I'm sure Aqua would save you with his plunger. :roflmao:

[TinTennessee]

:roflmao:....ummmm, glad you survived!

[WildIrish]

I'm sure Aqua would save you with his plunger. :roflmao:


I bet that's exactly what they have in mind when they suggest using a stick to break the flow of current. :D

[osuche]

I think you need an assistant to help you safely complete this task. :D :hot:

[WildIrish]

I think you need an assistant to help you safely complete this task. :D :hot:


Are you implying that I can't be trusted with a cock in my hands? :D

[sodaklostsoul]

:cock:

[sodaklostsoul]

:ewe:

[osuche]

Are you implying that I can't be trusted with a cock in my hands? :D


I think you're safe with a cock....but a razor? That might be overly optimistic. :D

[WildIrish]

I think you're safe with a cock....but a razor? That might be overly optimistic. :D


Apparently so! ha ha


Another near miss, avoided by guidance from above. How did I get to be this old? lmfao

[Sharniqua]

The sheepish god was looking after ya :D

[dicksbro]

You might get yer'self a battery powered razor. You may still drop it ... but at least you could come and share the experience with us.

:)

[Scarecrow]

Is a cock in hand worth two in the bush??

[Lilith]

NO!!!!! Not by a long shot ;)

[Teddy Bear]

LOL!



Nothing to add, just ty for the giggle!

[WildIrish]

NO!!!!! Not by a long shot ;)


Not even by a short dribble. ;)

[Aqua]

I'm sure Aqua would save you with his plunger. :roflmao:
Hey! :whack:

:roflmao:




As far as the bush...

:3way:

:corn: ;)