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Lilith
02-25-2005, 11:09 PM
*snuffle*snuffle* dabs her eyes* achoo!!!!*snuffle*snuffle*cough*cough*cough*
I think I have to finally accept it.
I'm sick.
Wanna play Dr.? :hot: (sorry that must have been the fever talking...surely I'm delirious:D)
Cure me........please.
2 ounces of whiskey
2 ounces of lemon juice
2 teaspoons of sugar
Mix together and fill up glass with hot water and drink it down with a couple of tylenols.
Works for me! :)
Lilith
02-25-2005, 11:40 PM
TY DR. BIBI I just may give that a go!
scotzoidman
02-25-2005, 11:44 PM
Do be careful mixing Tylenol with alcohol...the combo can be very hard on the liver...
I think ya might need an injection from Dr Feelgood...
Sharni
02-25-2005, 11:45 PM
Stone green ginger wine....as much as ya can drink then go to bed rugged up
Ya sweat the damn thing out
WildIrish
02-26-2005, 12:58 AM
I suggest coffee and a shot of vitamin B :D
darogle
02-26-2005, 01:10 AM
You need plenty of fluids.
As luck would have it, I have plenty of fluids. C'mon over! :devilish:
Oldfart
02-26-2005, 05:44 AM
Megadose Vitamin C and B complex and five days of gentle medicinal sex.
dicksbro
02-26-2005, 06:13 AM
I suggest Irish coffee. May not cure the cold, but with enough ... you won't care. :)
Lilith
02-26-2005, 08:26 AM
You guys all make being sick sound good. Do you make house calls? If so I'll snort, snuffle, and sneeze, til you get here;)
Sharni...what is that? I'm a firm believer in the healing power of ginger,
and gentle medicinal sex;)
osuche
02-26-2005, 01:10 PM
Megadose Vitamin C and B complex.
I do that...and I add a heavy dose of echinacea to the mix. Then I drink strong black tea (for my throat) with amaretto for the sinuses. ;) And I take LOTS of baths.
dicksbro
02-26-2005, 08:25 PM
Seriously ... I do like hot tea and chicken noodle soup when I'm sick. Always comforting somehow. :)
cowgirltease
02-27-2005, 12:20 PM
My mama and my grandma always used to "poke my throat" with Vicks. How bout I dab some vicks on the end of darogles pecker and let him poke your throat? :D
Lilith
02-27-2005, 12:22 PM
My mama and my grandma always used to "poke my throat" with Vicks. How bout I dab some vicks on the end of darogles pecker and let him poke your throat? :D
lmfao...can you imagine the Vicks tingling the tip of his cock :hot:
imaginewithme
02-27-2005, 05:50 PM
sorry to hear you got the crud!
Lilith
02-27-2005, 05:57 PM
Thanks...I'll live but it sure is inconvenient to feel so bad when I'm so busy.
imaginewithme
02-27-2005, 06:02 PM
oh my gosh, do I know the feeling girlfriend!!!!!
cherrypie7788
02-27-2005, 09:44 PM
Sorry you feel yukky, Lilith. The only thing that helps me when I'm sick is sleep, and lots of it. Sunshine is good for you too, but I guess that's a bad suggestion when it's cold outside :p
BTW, I liked BIBI's suggestion lol
darogle
02-27-2005, 11:18 PM
lmfao...can you imagine the Vicks tingling the tip of his cock :hot:
could be, ummmmm....interesting....
I'm willing if you are Lil ;)
denny
02-27-2005, 11:22 PM
I'm right there with ya', Lil'. Take some time off and rest is the best formula. (I'm terrible at taking my own advice)
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