Life's Lessons and Words of Wisdom

[Studmuffin69]

We all have them. Those lessons we were taught growing up or the wisdom that was gained through life experiences.



What I want is to hear what you have learned along the way. The serious, the funny or the plain ridiculous.


I will start:

Stand in the face of life's storms and the sun will always shine on you. :wine:


also: When in doubt do what your wife tells you to. :D

[Kendall]

Whats behind you does not matter.

[Pita]

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get.


Pity we can't take a bite out of it first and if it sucks put it back and get another one. ;)

[Studmuffin69]

If you love something set it free if it doesnt come back hunt it down and chain it up

[dicksbro]

How can I miss you ... if you won't go away?

Oh yeah ... Sticks and stones may break my bones ..... but whips and chains excite me.

[Oldfart]

There are some things mankind were never meant to know.

[WildIrish]

Don't poke the bear.

Never rob a small bank.

Don't squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.

[osuche]

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

[sodaklostsoul]

If ya don't take a chance, you'll be miserable forever.

The grass is not always greener on the other side.

Never assume anything, just ask.

[PantyFanatic]

Check the expiration date of “forever”.

[Pita]

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it! :D

[osuche]

You don't always get what you want, but sometimes you still want what you get.

[darogle]

As you go through life,
Two rules shall never bend.
Never whittle t'wards yourself,
Or piss against the wind.

[Bardog]

The two most important rules I have ever learned

Rule 1 - COVER YOUR ASS
Rule 2 - See Rule 1

[WildIrish]

The two most important rules I have ever learned

Rule 1 - COVER YOUR ASS
Rule 2 - See Rule 1




<--- hopes none of the beautiful ladies of Pixie see this one!

[PantyFanatic]

<--- hopes none of the beautiful ladies of Pixie see this one!
I'll take care of that for our ladies. :drool:

[longsword]

There are only three rules to a happy life:

1.Don't sweat the small shit

2.Everything IS small shit

and rule number three -

Never eat anything bigger than your own head....

[LixyChick]

Don't feed marshmallows to a bear by clenching them between your teeth and leaning to his face!

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd!

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride!



My parents (mostly mom) were sorta pessimistic...wouldn't you say?

[osuche]

Most recent lesson~

Getting married in Vegas is WAAAAY too easy! ;)