5 Star Restaurant.

[Catch22]

If you were in a very expensive restaurant right now. What would you like to eat?



Oysters.

[Pita]

Lasagna

[Catch22]

A glass of fine Australian red wine.

[osuche]

Foie Gras

[kathy1]

the perfect medium rare filet mignon, with sauteed mushrooms, and a nice red wine.....

[kathy1]

ohhhh and for desset....the cute waiter!!!

[jseal]

Sir,

May I begin with the French Onion soup, please? For my entrée, I'll have what kathy1 is having. However, I think I'd prefer some of the house cheesecake for desert, if any is available.

[Catch22]

ohhhh and for desset....the cute waiter!!!

Would that be the Head Waiter?

[jseal]

Sir,

Are there any, ah, openings here for the Head Waiter's position?

[kathy1]

jseal, beefcake or cheesecake...we all end up happy, don't we?

[jseal]

kathy1,

I'd guess it comes down to a question of personal taste, wouldn't you say?

[kathy1]

perhaps i should taste it all to decide?

[jseal]

Madam,

Please do not hesitate to call for my services should you wish for a sample!

[Catch22]

strawberries and whipped cream top with flakes of rich dark chocolate.

[kathy1]

strawberries and whipped cream top with flakes of rich dark chocolate.

Now would that be poured all over you and jseal? I'm really starting to like the desserts in this place!!! :slurp:

[Catch22]

and no added sugar. :)

[kathy1]

i think you're sweet enough :slurp:

[jseal]

With a fresh napkin, of course, to wipe any excess cream off your lips.

[kathy1]

I'll just lick all the cream off with my tongue...never like to loose a single taste

[jseal]

Of course. Whatever madam says. But there may be unexpected extra spurts.

[kathy1]

then i suppose i should have to keep my tongue extended...just for neatness reasons , you see

[jseal]

Whatever madam wishes. I trust madam is enjoying her dining experience?

[kathy1]

Why yes indeed, madam loves to enjoy a looooong sloooow lunch

[jseal]

Monsieur Catch22 must do whatever is needed to satisfy his clientele.

[Catch22]

And we even give mints!

[Pita]

I will have what Kathy is having please with a glass of champagne.

[Catch22]

Would me lady like that in a glass or my size 10 shoe?

[Sharni]

Food

[Salacious]

something with shrimp and garlic...

and for dessert something rich and chocolate ... shared with someone special.

[TinTennessee]

Fettucini Alfredo with thick cream sauce :)

[osuche]

Mussels in a white wine garlic sauce, with fresh basil and Roma tomotoes, pieces of crusty french bread, and a glass of White Bordeaux...please :D

And to finish ~ a beefsteak tomato, fresh mozzerella, and basil leaf salad with a balsamic glaze.

Yum!

[Pita]

Hot fudge sundae with whip cream, chopped nuts and a cherry. Thank you :)

[imaginewithme]

I would love to have some fried scallops and flounder please.... and the most romantic night ever....you'll be happy later when i repay ya!

[dicksbro]

the perfect medium rare filet mignon, with sauteed mushrooms, and a nice red wine.....

A very good choice. I'll go for that. But, for dessert, Banana's Foster ... nothing better (or richer)! :)

[Salacious]

this time of night... how about a spinach and strawberry salad with poppyseed dressing

[Catch22]

Rack of lamb in a mint sauce. With a nice semi-sweet Aussie wine.

[Catch22]

Baked cheesecake with whipped cream and a strawberry sauce.

[dicksbro]

Hmmmm ... it's awfully early here (7:30AM) ...

Eggs Benedict, if you please.

[jseal]

Coffee, Orange Juice, two poached eggs with bacon, and toast with marmalade.

[osuche]

Belgian waffle with fresh strawberries and creme fraische, with some fresh squeezed grapefruit juice and COFFEE (preferably Brazilian, freshly ground)

[BigBear57]

Is she ^^ on the menu????? I'll just have that... I'm sure that's plenty.

[imaginewithme]

anything he'll order for me this morning will do

[Pita]

French toast with real maple syrup, very crisp bacon, and a glass of very cold milk.

[kathy1]

Something a little lighter tonight, i think.....how about fresh shrimp marinated in a nice garlic marinade.....grilled.....over charcoal please....a nice salad with raspberry vinegrette......and a good cold beer in a frosted mug.....oh, and for dessert, that cute head waiter, again, please.....

[Catch22]

We are all out of cute waiters me lady. Will a semi-cute one at half price do?

[kathy1]

I think I'd pay full price...does he come with strawberries and whipped cream again?

[Catch22]

He comes with whatever me lady requires to refresh her taste buds.

[imaginewithme]

Oh my...I'd like to taste what she's getting please.

[Catch22]

Ah! The Meg Ryan special. A fine choice.

[kathy1]

Can I get one small sample lick just to see if he's to my liking?

[imaginewithme]

I would like a hot piece of meat please. House special?

[Pita]

I would like something light and refreshing. Maybe a Waldoof Salad and an iced tea with lemon. :)

[kathy1]

Oh my...I'd like to taste what she's getting please.

Are tastes of the other patrons of your fine restaurant permitted?

[Lion]

Make mine extra rear please.

[imaginewithme]

Ok, I never thought ordering "food" would be so arousing.

[crazyhawk]

dont know about a cute waiter, but will a down home hillbilly work for ya

[kathy1]

dont know about a cute waiter, but will a down home hillbilly work for ya

I do hear hillbillys are particular tasty

[imaginewithme]

hhmm crazyhawk, what do you think you could provide sir?

[PantyFanatic]

I do hear hillbillys are particular tasty
Could be.:confused: ...but they cost ten times as much. :eek:

[kathy1]

Then maybe I'll just have the PF ala mode.....extra ice cream please.

[mywldside]

Where would you like the ice cream served?

[imaginewithme]

If I order ice cream, would you lick it off of me?

[mywldside]

I would lick anything off you

[imaginewithme]

What would you like to have at this restaurant mywldside? What can I serve for you?

[mywldside]

I would like an IWE & MWS sandwich with lots of creamy dressing

[imaginewithme]

mmm sounds very fulfilling!!!! I'll have what the gentleman's having but extra creamy dressing please...oh, and an extra napkin.

[mywldside]

No napkin for me thank you...I'll use my tongue

[imaginewithme]

What are you going to be licking up?

I'd like to also order a special cup of white cream and please have it drizzled down my chest if you dont mind.

[mywldside]

Would you like that cream hot?

[jseal]

Would madam like the white cream drizzled down her chest in any special way?

[imaginewithme]

I would also like to ask if you have a private dining room so that I may enjoy my date to the fullest capacity.

[jseal]

But of course. Right this way...


Would madam like the private facilities with or without the harness?

[imaginewithme]

With would be nice....always nice to try something different, thank you!

[Catch22]

I wonder if the asparagus soup would go with that?

[Salacious]

Belgium waffles with strawberries and cream, bacon, fresh squeezed orange juice, and a white chocolate mocha with hazelnut.

[Pita]

*Sits next to Salacious*

I will have exactly what the sexy lady is having. :)

[Catch22]

A fine choice.

[Pita]

For lunch I will take a chicken ceaser salad, iced tea and that cute busboy over there. :slurp:

[Catch22]

Madam enjoys the house ceaser salad I see.

[Pita]

Madam needs something decadent for dessert. What would you recommend?

[LarryL]

Cream filled chocolote balls with coconut on the outside.

[Pita]

*Oooo sits down next to Larry* I will have the same and bring us some coffee too please. :)

[Salacious]

A big thick hunk of tuxedo cake and a ice cold glass of milk.

[Pita]

I would like some wheat toast lightly buttered and a glass of fresh squeezed O.J. thank you. :)

[osuche]

creme brulee and a cognac please

[Catch22]

Something sweet and southern.

[osuche]

Something sweet and southern.

Cheese grits and baked apples???

[Catch22]

Cheese grits and baked apples???

Yummy

[imaginewithme]

excuse me sir, I would love something filling this morning, what do you recommend?

[jseal]

May I suggest some of the house Tube Steak?

[imaginewithme]

Sounds tasty.....is it hard?

[jseal]

If that is how Madam wants it, that is how it will be served.

[imaginewithme]

ok, I would like a big hard piece of tube steak served with some white cream....whatever you have back there will do me fine....

[jseal]

Madam is most discerning. We shal do our best to satisfy her....

[imaginewithme]

Is the private dining area stilll available?

[jseal]

For Madam, we shall hold nothing back.

[imaginewithme]

I'm not picky at all, I am just having some erotic feelings in this place and need to pleasure myself.

[jseal]

Erotic feelings? Ah yes, then Madam has cum to the right place...

[imaginewithme]

Please lead me to the private dining area........are there menus available in there too?

[jseal]

Please let us know what you want. We will prepare it on the spot.

[imaginewithme]

Well, you are all I need right now........

[jseal]

Madam has paid me the highest of compliments...

[Summer]

The recommendation for the day! I so am so bad with so many good choices.

[jseal]

That would be the Beefcake, Madam. A specialty of the house.

[Summer]

Well then I best make that 2!!! Thank you so kindly.

[imaginewithme]

I"d like a little piece of summer too, please

[jseal]

You are most welcome Madam. We do try to satisfy our clients' appetites.

[jseal]

If Madam Summer will oblige, I will be most happy to serve her up!

[Summer]

That sounds fine by me. ;) Just as long as you slide in IWM too. :)

[imaginewithme]

Excuse me sir....... please ask summer to join me in the private dining area.

[jseal]

I am sure that suitable arrangements can be made...

[Summer]

Private dining! Oh my. Here I was thrilled just to get to eat at a 5 star restaurant.

[imaginewithme]

Yes, you just have to twirl your hair at the waiter and he shows you the best seat in the house......I was here waiting for a beautiful lady to join me...me and the waiter.

[jseal]

This establishment is proud to cater to the widest range of preferences...

[imaginewithme]

Thank you so much! Sir, could you please bring a dab of whip cream and berries for th lady?

[jseal]

May I suggest that Madam prepare the cream herself?

Getting there is half the fun - or so they say...

[Summer]

Cream!!! I love cream!

[jseal]

Yes. It goes into some of the most satisfying preparations.

[imaginewithme]

I've whipped up some cream...it's quite tasty

[jseal]

I've been told that churning it by hand produces the most satisfying product.

[imaginewithme]

But of course, that's what I did. Now where would you like me to put the cream?

[jseal]

Perhaps madam would like to taste the fruits of her efforts...

[imaginewithme]

Oh my, it tastes so creamy, so sweet......may I see if the other creams taste the same before I order more?

[jseal]

Would Madam like to slect a different server? I'm told that variety is the spice of life...

[imaginewithme]

No sir..please stay with me and take care of my hunger needs......please.

[jseal]

But of course, if Madam requests it. I was merely thinking that a second helping could be from a different source.

[Mercury_Maniac]

Madam, would you mind taste testing my cream as well?

[imaginewithme]

oh yes please......... the creams are all different...i love them all........

[Catch22]

Would the lady like a cherry with her cream?

[imaginewithme]

That would be delightful

[Catch22]

A large dark red one with no pip?

[imaginewithme]

Perfect....and sir, what do you recommend me to fill my mouth with after?

[Catch22]

Something long, filling perhaps and very tasty.

[imaginewithme]

Ok, I'd like one of those to start and can I order the "all you can eat"?

[Salacious]

I'm thinking of starting with some chilled vodka, straight up.

[imaginewithme]

That drinks on me doll.......come join me in the private dining area, order whatever your little heart desires.

[Coaster]

Thank you madam........... That drink tastes wonderful on you!

[flutelady]

MMMMM.... I'll have some vanilla bean creme brulee and a cup of reaaally good french roast with cream.

And when I get home, I'll have some chocolate whipped cream ala cock please.

[exhib_it_all]

That's some appatite you have there IWM. Apparantly you came to the right place.

[Catch22]

MMMMM.... I'll have some vanilla bean creme brulee and a cup of reaaally good french roast with cream.

And when I get home, I'll have some chocolate whipped cream ala cock

please.


Me lady would like a large red cherry on that too?

[imaginewithme]

That's some appatite you have there IWM. Apparantly you came to the right place.

Believe me, I know.

[BIBI]

Since it's morning, I would like to have Eggs Benedict, orange juice, sliced tomatoes and cucumber sprinkled with basil....and of course coffee.

[Coaster]

A night cap would be nice......... who's serving it up tonite?

[Catch22]

Sorry we are all out of caps.

[Salacious]

Eggs Benedict, hashbrowns with fried onions, fresh squeezed orange juice, hot coffee - black and a sexy man sitting across from me to flirt with...

[Pita]

Hi :) Yes, I will have what she is having.^^^^^^^^

[hardhornyhubby]

nothing cos if i'm in a 5 star restaurant and the lady is dressed like a dream for the occassion i'd pay the bill and whisk her home and make sweet love with a tib of chocolate ice cream after i have undressed her slowly taking in the beautiful effect untill she is down to just stockings and heels

[osuche]

I'd have salmon tartar and a glass of white bordeaux please....and maybe some bread.

[hardhornyhubby]

pint of old speckled hen a 24 oz T bone and profiteroles for dessert

[Wild Flower]

just want to cover the *tip*

[mywldside]

With whipped cream?

[Aqua]

I wouldn't know what the hell to order in a 5-star restaurant.

[osuche]

I'd be happy to select your dinner for you, Aqua....but Imight want a tip afterwards. ;)

[jseal]

May I suggest a slice of the house cheesecake for the Gentleman (I am told it is particularly tasty today). He may select his choice of toppings...

And would Madam be interested in some Prime Rib?

[osuche]

Only if it's attached to the "flank of jseal"

:D

[jseal]

Madam is very kind. I am sure she can find a more suitable selection from our Menu. Something with a little more zest perhaps…

I believe that our Mercury_Maniac Salad will satisfy the most discerning of tastes. The fresh abs are most delightful…

May I prepare that with - or without - dressing?

[osuche]

Thank you, but I prefer my meat be properly aged and have delightful seasonings. :D

[hardhornyhubby]

oysters to start
lobster thermidore
and sorbet ice cream

[kathy1]

Oh, I could just go for a cheeseburger, fries and a shake right now.

[Pita]

I would like a chicken salad and an iced tea with lemon. Thank you :)

[osuche]

I'm still waiting for my tuna tartar....

But today I would like some seabass in a ginger soy reduction with some cilantro rice and steamed broccoli....or creamed spinach....which ever is easier.

Thanks. :D

[jseal]

Yes Mam. Coming right up...


Hey! In the back there! Gimme a groped grouper on a green bed! And make it snappy!


...and would madam like anything to drink with that?

[osuche]

Yes....a scotch please. Lagavulin. Neat.

And will the gentleman be joining me for dinner? Otherwise I'll be lonely ~~ I need some good conversation. ;)

[jseal]

Right away.

My shift is over in a few hours, I am free immediately thereafter...

[Pita]

Comes in and ask for a table for one and looks over the menu trying to decide.

[jseal]

Perhaps Madam would like the table by the widow. The view from there is quite breathtaking.

[osuche]

<~~ Wonders if jseal is off from work yet....I'm horny....ERRR...I MEANT hungry. :D

[musicman]

LOL @ osuche.....

smoked salmon and capers

[OzKristin]

A glass of fine Australian red wine.

I'd love to get some aussie in me..um wine that is :wine: :slurp:

[Salacious]

What's the recommendation tonight?

[jseal]

May I interest madam in one of our tasty Australians? Dry and a little tangy. Full bodied without being overpowering. Full of character but not too fruity.

[Pita]

I am famished!! What are the specials today?

[hardhornyhubby]

whats the cheapest thing on the menu

[Pita]

You planning on buying me lunch big spender?

[hardhornyhubby]

yeah hun i meant see what cheapest for me so you can have what you want (was that a good wiggle out of it)

[jseal]

I would suggest “Something a bit different....” to “ntertaynyou”, but I see from Madam’s postings that she may not find that to her tastes.


Hmmmm, let me think..

[osuche]

Something a bit different? :D Hmmm....make your suggestion please. Just keep in mind that I may punish you if I don't like your suggestion. :hot:

[jseal]

Punishment for displeasure?

Oh Dear! Well then…

Perhaps I could interest madam in our “Fricassee of Toad” or the “Marmoset Marinade”?

[osuche]

/me looks for her whips, handcuffs, and nipple clips....


But first, let me blindfold you and leaveyou in anticipation..... :D

[jseal]

:slurp: Oh Dear… Oh Dear… Oh Dear… Oh Dear… Oh Dear… Oh Dear… :love:

[osuche]

methinks this waiter has potential.... Let's see. :hot:

[jseal]

:eek:

[Pita]

Waiter could you please get that look off your face and bring me a iced coffee. :D

[osuche]

Creme de la Cock, please

[jseal]

Ladies,

My apologies for being unable to satisfy your appetites immediately, but I was temporarily tied up.


Now that I’m back…


Coming right up!

[Pita]

Ohhhhhh watier! I changed my mind since you took so long. I will have hot coffee now and glazed doughnut. Thank you. :)

[jseal]

Certainly, madam. One moment please.

[osuche]

TT...I think we're driving him crazy. :D