Summer Camp for Adults

[WildIrish]

The kiddies are going back to school and Mrs. WI is complaining that we did nothing fun this summer. Though our oldest had a month of day camp and our daughter spent two weeks at horseback riding camp, my wife feels cheated that she has the whole summer off and only went away for a week. That's when I came up with the idea of Summer Camp for Adults!

It would have to be without TV, computers and telephones.
There would be outdoor activities all the time.
Healthy foods only.
Comfortable sleeping accomodations (I'm too old to sleep on the ground!)

Anything else? What would you like to have included?

[Lilith]

crafts...like those penis molds (Clone Your Bone) and body paints

[Aqua]

No computer = No Pixies.

What kind of sadistic camp are you opening WI?!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

He's having all of us Pixies *there,* Aqua. Who would need a computer? :D

[WildIrish]

Fine...I'll have a special way for us to communicate!

Tin cans with string ok? :D

[Aqua]

He's having all of us Pixies *there,* Aqua. Who would need a computer? :D
Well in that case...

/me takes off all his clothes and streaks through camp singing YMCA

[BIBI]

lots and lots of hammocks for afternoon meditation :)

[skyler_m]

how about really watered down punch to drink in the afternoons????

[Lilith]

how about really watered down punch to drink in the afternoons????
As long as it's watered down with vodka...I'm in

[TinTennessee]

A masseuse...we definitely need a masseuse....<sigh>

[dicksbro]

Some lotion for those afternoon rub downs.

[Vurginne]

Flirting games! All sorts, and not just same lame-o game like Spin the Bottle, but creative games. Hmmm... imagine the possibilities?

[osuche]

Finger painting...on naked bodies :D

[Steph]

big ol' ropes to swing into the big' old lake - no clothes allowed!

[campingboy]

Canoes. Going canoeing with someone special is great. A matress in the bottem of a canoe is a great place to snuggle.

[osuche]

Bunk beds for 2...

[Lost]

crafts...like those penis molds (Clone Your Bone) and body paints
Ive always wanted to make a cast of my penis, that way I can use the mold to make dildo's and vibrators for females I know, can we add that class the day after the penis molding class?
how about a relay sex day?
scheduled co-ed shower time?
oral sex lines?
cant forget photo class
group masturbation sessions?
I could go on but I'll stop there for now, lol

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'll bring the karaoke machine, although it's hard to streak while karaoking YMCA. :D

[WildIrish]

This is gonna be a great camp!

Who could resist suckin down vodka punch before swinging naked from a rope into the lake, followed up with a massage to ease the aches and pains from said rope swing? Then a meditation session in the hammock, vibe makin, photo class, sitting in on a group wank, climbing into our very wide canoes (with king sized mattresses of course :D ) for a slow, lazy cruise around the lake before hitting the co-ed showers and crawling into our bunkbeds for 2...or more! Better make the bunkbeds king sized too!

Damn! No wonder everyone's always excited about going away to camp!

Now, would someone be there to untie Aqua when Lilith binds him up with the rope swing and launchs him out over the lake? I don't want him crashing down into my canoe! Well, not if I'm on top. :eek:

Don't worry IAKG...we'll have cordless karaoke backpacks! Feel free to roam about!

And should we dispense with peep-holes in the showers and just use glass walls?

Anyone interested in blindfolded oral? Where the object is to guess who's doing you? And for them to guess who they're doing? Sign up for that one early...it gets full quick. :slurp:

[Steph]

LOL I was a bit worried some Pixonians might use the ropes for untoward activities. :D

Can't we just have a dungeon cabin for those things? I have a feeling people like DB and me will be using the ropes most of the day to jump in the water.


And yes, PF, I know you'd love to use this opportunity to make a joke about me jumping in the lake but too late! I've ruined it for you, you big :baby:!

[Bardog]

Seems like we should bring a lot of choclate syrup and whipped cream

How 'bout having the world championship tournament for naked baby oil twister?

[Lilith]

No camp is complete without the Hug O' War, where an extremely short lived battle of tug o' war is fought over a vat filled with chocolate pudding or cherry jello. To paraphrase a great man, Shel Silverstein:

I will not play at tug o'war,
I'd rather play at hug o' war
Where everyone giggles
and everyone grins
and everyone's happy
and everyone wins:hug:

[Steph]

How 'bout having the world championship tournament for naked baby oil twister?

Substitute baby oil for olive & twister for group wrestling & I'm in! :grope:

[Scarecrow]

Cabin F will have a wall to wall matress and padded walls :halo: