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Vullkan
08-23-2004, 03:13 PM
What sexual individual/team events should Pixies include should Pixies hold their only Olympics that best test--strenght, endurance & stamina, speed, and overall competition? Any would be athletes and contestants out there? Is there an event that you think you could take the gold home?
PantyFanatic
08-23-2004, 04:08 PM
I’ve been training all my life for this! :jump:
I’ll be back with the official Panty Sucking Competition Rules. :drool:
…………… (It’s a team event.) :lust: :slurp: :lust:
:line: :d: :line:
I will take home the Gold in any anal event!
WildIrish
08-23-2004, 04:46 PM
What sexual individual/team events should Pixies include should Pixies hold their only Olympics that best test--strenght, endurance & stamina, speed, and overall competition? Any would be athletes and contestants out there? Is there an event that you think you could take the gold home?
Are you really planning on giving medals for speed? :D
Lilith
08-23-2004, 04:53 PM
Are you really planning on giving medals for speed? :D
If so I will take the gold in the 100 orgasm dash
Scarecrow
08-23-2004, 05:04 PM
:drool: Fastest tounge east of the Pecos :d:
osuche
08-23-2004, 05:32 PM
MMMMM....I am *sure* I can medal in any sport involving lips and tongue :hot:
flutelady
08-23-2004, 05:38 PM
My best chance for a medal would be in the Cumathon :)
Synchronized Masturbation sounds like a good one to participate in. :boink: :boink:
africandan
08-23-2004, 07:14 PM
I heard a rumour that the Pixies Coxless Four were looking particularly good this year.
Is it possible to combine the Cumathon and the Sunchronised Masturbation? Because I'm British so probably wouldn't manage to finish a Cumathon without some help!
Nice Guy
08-23-2004, 07:30 PM
I'm sure that I would medal with anything involving the tongue either individual or team. I'm very skilled with it and it is long enough that I can touch the tip of my nose with it.
flutelady
08-23-2004, 07:44 PM
Oh YEAH, Tess... synchronized masturbation sounds perfect and I've got just the partner in mind :lust:
fredchabotnick
08-23-2004, 07:51 PM
I don't know if I could medal in anything, but I could definately be a sparring partner if some of the ladies want to keep their skills at that olympic level.
Navarre
08-23-2004, 10:09 PM
I'll take the gold for pussy eating....hands down!!!!!!
:slurp:
The Pixie Wheelbarrow Race.....
:hump:
:)
rockintime
08-23-2004, 11:30 PM
There's been plenty of Beach Volleyball telecast from the Olympics this year...but for Pixies, how about we just make it: Beach Balling ... and the gold medal presentation is about to cumm.
Loulabelle
08-24-2004, 02:47 AM
LOL....
I can think of a great one for testing stamina, strength and endurance, but I'm not sure many of the guys will be up for it.
The ladies, on the other hand, will probably enjoy the challenge of giving Fussy a blow job to completion.....trust me it's bloody hard work - I only managed it for the first time a few days ago, and that was with the aid of porn!
dicksbro
08-24-2004, 03:49 AM
I want to go for the "Long Hump" and just about anything in "Splat and Yield."
kathy1
08-24-2004, 03:58 AM
I'm looking for the gold in a good pole vault. :lust:
Steph
08-24-2004, 06:18 AM
LOL BIBI & DB
Sex toy medley
Belial
08-24-2004, 06:22 AM
Erectile weightlifting :)
scotzoidman
08-24-2004, 09:18 AM
I've been training in muff diving for years myself
gekkogecko
08-24-2004, 09:31 AM
Lilith: we have to team up for the mixed doubles ass-flogging!
Lilith
08-24-2004, 11:11 AM
Lilith: we have to team up for the mixed doubles ass-flogging!
Ooooooo a relay event :p
lakritze
08-24-2004, 11:48 AM
I should enter the olympic double take,jaw dropping, eyes popping out and wolf howling events. I'd be sure to win a gold medal.
Vullkan
08-24-2004, 03:39 PM
I see a lot of coxy (sic) guys out there that seem to think oral is their metal even--hate to boast but I think not gentlemen.
But I dare boast that the marathon is my true even--as well as bed spring breaking
musicman
08-24-2004, 10:02 PM
the multiple partner fuckathon
Navarre
08-24-2004, 10:17 PM
I'm looking for the gold in a good pole vault. :lust:
*Hands her a pole.*
hrmmmmm, there are a few i'm sure I would do good in but...
I'm thinking I could get a medal in the prolonged masturbation marathon,
or would that be endurance masturbation?
GingerV
08-25-2004, 03:29 AM
Hell, Lou...maybe Fussy ought to be relegated to a relay event, in that case.
But with that in mind, while I would have a grand ole time trying to medal at many of these....I humbly submit myself as equipment for the other events. I'd love to help you all achieve your goals ;).
Eliza
08-25-2004, 05:49 AM
Oooo How about target shooting? Or.... The Long Squirt? (farthest squirt gets the gold!!) lol Myself I'd have to say I'd medal in the suckathalon. Mr. Eliza sure has me trained and in olympic condition for that!
Eliza
Steph
08-25-2004, 08:08 AM
LOL Target shooting on different body parts from different distances? I'd watch that won, especially the finals in breast splooching (Is that the word WI uses for cumming?) :D
WildIrish
08-25-2004, 01:21 PM
spooch...no L, that would be wrong. ha ha
But I have to say, if you're letting me achieve climax onto your boobs.......you can call it whatever the heck you want! :D
PantyFanatic
08-25-2004, 11:53 PM
...But I have to say, if you're letting me achieve climax onto your boobs.......you can call it whatever the heck you want! :D
I'd call it a missfire. :grin: roflmao
Ando3
08-26-2004, 01:02 AM
I dont think I would "enter" any events..... but I sure want to be judging ALL of them!!! :wine:
Steph
08-26-2004, 01:52 AM
I dont think I would "enter" any events..... but I sure want to be judging ALL of them!!! :wine:
:wave: Ando3! Haven't seen you in a while!
You've definitely got my vote to be on the judging panel if you help me keep PF off any committees. :halo:
Eliza
08-26-2004, 05:45 AM
LOL Target shooting on different body parts from different distances? I'd watch that won, especially the finals in breast splooching (Is that the word WI uses for cumming?) :D
Or..we could make it a team event? Points awarded for coverage? I'd definately volunteer to be the target.... :bj:
Prophet Reality
08-26-2004, 08:27 AM
Well unless Cybering is one of the events I won't win any gold. But would love to enter the competition for body coverage if Eliza is the target. Otherwise, sign me up for equipment for all the ladies to use and abuse.
cowgirltease
08-26-2004, 11:05 AM
I dare anyone to try and take me in the Jello Wrestling event! :nuts: :lust:
Steph
08-26-2004, 12:12 PM
I dare anyone to try and take me in the Jello Wrestling event! :nuts: :lust:
Only with your shoulder in a sling would I dare!
/me awards the gold medal to CGT & asks her to be gentle in our match. :D
cowgirltease
08-26-2004, 12:39 PM
LOL. Hey now, I'd say that would be taking advantage of me! You have to wait til I heal up first. Then I have no mercy on you sweet cheeks. :D
babybunny
08-26-2004, 01:25 PM
Can I just be used for the object of the spank-a-thon? :spank:
Eliza
08-26-2004, 05:19 PM
Well unless Cybering is one of the events I won't win any gold. But would love to enter the competition for body coverage if Eliza is the target. Otherwise, sign me up for equipment for all the ladies to use and abuse.
:halo: Hmm...we better get to practicing Babe....*weg*
Steph
08-27-2004, 12:56 AM
LOL. Hey now, I'd say that would be taking advantage of me! You have to wait til I heal up first. Then I have no mercy on you sweet cheeks. :D
Taking advantage? Whatever! It's only an even match if you have an arm tied behind your back or an injury. :)
cowgirltease
08-27-2004, 08:01 AM
Oh pshawwwwww! You just wanna be on top don'tcha? :D :slurp:
Vullkan
08-27-2004, 10:42 AM
Ms Cowgirltease
I'd do battle in a jello-wrestling even--though I've never done battle in such a medium--just heal up first! I'd be easy one you when you are healed and healthy
cowgirltease
08-27-2004, 12:12 PM
I don't want easy. I want you to give it your best shot. You ARE talkin to a farmgirl raised with 3 brothers here.
It's not that I think I'm tough or anything, it's that I like competition. :)
Vullkan
08-27-2004, 01:40 PM
"I don't want easy. I want you to give it your best shot...It's not that I think I'm tough or anything, it's that I like competition. " (Cowboytease)
Ms Cowboytease:
Indeed it would be but competion, thought not I would hope that it would result in someone left quivering in a pile of goo :) The hope would be but just a moment of fun and laughs. Such would be the pleasure of that contest. I tend to be a bit rough as it is....hahahha!
Synchronized Masturbation sounds like a good one to participate in. :boink: :boink:
Synchronized Masturbation sounds good
I don't want easy. I want you to give it your best shot. You ARE talkin to a farmgirl raised with 3 brothers here.
It's not that I think I'm tough or anything, it's that I like competition. :)
CGT, I am a farmboy myself
smoothballs
08-28-2004, 02:13 PM
4 x 100 thrust relay
fastest cummer
dickcathlon (yeap ten of them per lady)
most thrusts per minute
cowgirltease
08-28-2004, 03:45 PM
"I don't want easy. I want you to give it your best shot...It's not that I think I'm tough or anything, it's that I like competition. " (Cowboytease)
Ms Cowboytease:
Indeed it would be but competion, thought not I would hope that it would result in someone left quivering in a pile of goo :) The hope would be but just a moment of fun and laughs. Such would be the pleasure of that contest. I tend to be a bit rough as it is....hahahha!
Cowboytease...... LMAO! :D Yes thats what I want darlin. To have a good time and end up laughing. You could end it anytime you know. I cry UNCLE when I'm tickled. :)
Vullkan
08-29-2004, 06:38 PM
Ms Cowboytease
Well its agood think such a contest isn't schedualled now that I know your weakness :halo:
myself is that it takes a really big club to make it a fair contest--hahahah!
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