Name that Thing?

[Michael Smith]

I've always thought it was a great idea for a lady to nickname her man's penis. I don't mean names like cock, dick, etc. I mean something with some personality. It makes us feel good when you give our penis a powerful name. Do you use personal names? What are some good choices for names and what are some bad ones?

Here's my short list:

Bad:
Wee Willie Winkie

Good:
Thunderbolt
Cockasaurus
King Kong

[Belial]

Good:
Phallus Maximus

[Lilith]

*giggles "Big Daddy" giggles* <jk>

[Michael Smith]

Ah. Those are good!

Don't I remember a Shamu or something from one of your posts, Lilith?

[Lilith]

OMG I can't believe you remembered that!

Yep had an ex I called Shamuuuuuuuuuuuuu!


Had one I called shithead too but that's a whole 'nother story!:D

[lakritze]

Pokey

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Lilith
...Had one I called shithead too but that's a whole 'nother story!:D
Did you mean that’s another hole story?;)

[Lilith]

:D LOL @ PF

[BigBear57]

How about "Lightning" cuz ya never know where he'll strike next. LOL

[LixyChick]

Ephalumps and woozles (sp?).....(stolen from Winnie the Pooh).............

Just a really silly (inside) thing we have going when we are out and about and can't say cock and pussy!

And, ironically, I'd feel really silly saying something like, "Oh baby, is Thor hungy for fire tonight?", when we were alone. So......his penis will just remain a throbbing hot "cock"......with much emphasis on the "c" and the "k"!