You're all wrong

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What, exactly, are you noting? :D

[dicksbro]

To bring plenty of film. :D

(And you thought I didn't pay attention. :D)

[kleclere]

Should we have a digital camera so we don't need film?;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What kind of pictures would you like to take, kleclere?

[Steph]

Oh man, that must be one of the longest sign-up sheets in history!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO. Now we know what they made continuous-feed paper for, don't we? :D

[denny]

Any side benefits to the assignment?

[WildIrish]

Besides the obvious one?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you need any others? :D

[kleclere]

We can always use extra ones.:)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Isn't getting to take pictures of me enough? Or do I need to promise something else? ;)

[denny]

C'mon, IAKG. What do you think?

[kleclere]

I'm with Denny on this.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What should I promise? What would be a good offer? :D

[denny]

Are you trying to tell us you have no ideas?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, I *do* have ideas. I was just curious as to what would entice you. :D

[denny]

Show some imagination. Surprise.

[kleclere]

More pictures of your lovliness is very enticing.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, don't I need that photographer for that? I thought there might be some reward involved for doing all of that hard work of pushing the button on the camera. :D

[kleclere]

Is there a reward in it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure I could make it worth your while. :D

[kleclere]

So when do you want me there?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would now be too soon? Or how about tomorrow morning?

[kleclere]

But not if your not there.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you know where to find me either time?

[kleclere]

How hard should I look?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Trust your instincts.

[strokeplayer]

IAKG's not hard to find.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

But am I hard to forget? :D

[strokeplayer]

When shall I take pictures?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you on the sign-up sheet?

[kleclere]

So who is on the sign-up list?

[Steph]

I'm guessing AT LEAST 99.9% of Pixonians are on that list.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And who is at the top? Does anyone know?

[WildIrish]

Not me...I like being on the bottom. ha ha

[dicksbro]

Okay, then I'll be on top. :D :D

[Steph]

Who's on first?

[dicksbro]

What's on second.

[Steph]

I don't know's on third.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Does it matter?

[WildIrish]

Not now that baseball season is over.

Besides...What was traded.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Baseball cards?

[kleclere]

Or maybe Yu Gi Oh cards.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, not the dreaded Yu-Gi-Oh cards! Speaking of which, I think you have some that belong further south.

[Steph]

I dread having kids because I'll have to know about and tolerate those silly fads!

[kleclere]

But you would enjoy tearing your hair out daily. LOL (Sarcasm)

[dicksbro]

And think of all the intimate moments that can get interrupted. :)

[Steph]

Woohoo, I'm convinced!

[musicman]

yep - sure sounds like it Steph - LOL

[dicksbro]

You may have to call, "Rent a Runt," Steph. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Better yet, she can borrow my two...you know, for a weekend, week, year, whatever. :D

[kleclere]

Could she just take them till they turn 18 and send them back? :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Woohoo! Thanks for offering, Steph. ;)

[Steph]

ROFLMAOWTFBBQ

Don't make me leave Pixies over this reverse-kidnapping scandal!

[celticangel]

can we make it international?

[Steph]

Nooooooooooo, it's not even local, celticangel!!!

[dicksbro]

If you need more, let me know ... I've got seven ... but with two you'll need to take the grandkids, too. :D

[Steph]

I've said no and this guy is trying to pawn off two generations?!?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did you say no? :D

[strokeplayer]

When was no said? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you want to meet mine at the airport, Steph?



(LMAO. This is just toooooooo funny.)

[Steph]

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe we should rename this thread to the, "Let's all torture Steph" thread. :D

[Steph]

Nooooooo!!!!!!

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't torture Steph ... the grandkids can stay home. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How kind of you, DB! :D

[dicksbro]

It seemed like the least I could do. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who has big plans for today?

[Steph]

My big plan is to keep my house childless!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

So I shouldn't go to the airport, then, Steph?

[Steph]

If you're taking a trip that doesn't include dropping kids off in Toronto, knock yourself out! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. You're no fun. They're cute, you know! And my first grader will even read your emails for you. :o

[Steph]

That's what I'm talking about! I don't need someone to read my e-mails for me. Can they cook?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

My four-year old can zap a hot dog in the microwave. Will that help?

[Sugarsprinkles]

It would help if I wanted a hot dog, but I'll bet it would have to be a veggie hot dog for Steph.

[Steph]

It would be a veggie dog, preferably a hot & spicy chili dog.

Maybe it's fate that I look after IAKG's child ~ we are getting a microwave this weekend.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would you teach her about hockey, and how to say "eh" at the end of the sentence, eh?

[Steph]

She'd learn through osmosis within the first week, I'm sure!

(don't forget she'd be eating Shreddies every day, too!)

[Sugarsprinkles]

LOL Yes, good ol' Shreddies...........and pouring milk from a bag, no doubt????

[IAKaraokeGirl]

As long as "Shreddies" don't contain peanuts, are made in a factory that processes peanuts, yada, yada, yada, she'd be fine, Steph. And she already loves to watch tennis and golf on TV, so I think hockey would be just fine.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Shreddies are like Shredded Wheat, so I don't think there would be a problem.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wellllll, she has a wheat allergy, too, although we just let her eat stuff with wheat in it and deal with the non-life-threatening consequences. Maybe she'd better stick with Frosted Flakes, her favorite. :)

[Steph]

But they're not Canadian! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is there a Canadian look-alike? She's pretty okay with lots of cereal--just no overt wheat, and especially those darn peanuts!

[Steph]

Nah, we get Frosted Flakes, too. It's just slightly disappointing because SS & I have a long-running joke about Shredded Wheat.

Do you guys have Puffed Wheat? Damn, that's still wheat, though.

My hat's off to you for having to deal with those food allergies, IAKG.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, we decided about a year ago to deal with all of the reactions and put everything in but the peanuts. It was hard to listen to a 2-year old or 3-year old beg to go to McDonalds.

[Steph]

Damn, I can't imagine. McDonald's & the Happy Meal is a part of most kids' childhoods.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Exactly! It was awful. So now I have a four-year old practically permanently covered in little bumps and scratching all of the time, despite the many drugs she takes...but with a very full and happy tummy. :)

[kleclere]

And probably a mom bouncing off the wall.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Nah...just some of the time. :)

[Steph]

Doesn't help that you were in chat with WI this evening, I'm sure!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

:D Probably not.

[dicksbro]

Oh, oh. Came in late. Is your little one having problems, IAKG? Sure hope not.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Nah, just having a discussion with Steph, DB. You know--since she's going to be keeping her for a while. :D

[dicksbro]

No, didn't know that. That'll be fun for both of them.

Now, Steph, you mind her, okay? :D :D

[Steph]

I will not mind her! Any kids delivered to me in Toronto will be left naked in the streets!!!!! :D :D :D


(That *had* to scare you!)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----wonders if they have something similar to the Department of Human Services in Toronto. :D

[WildIrish]

<----- delivers himself to Toronto just so he can be naked in the streets!

[Sugarsprinkles]

But you'd better watch out for stray hockey pucks, WildIrish!!

[Steph]

ROFL SS ~ the street next to mine actually has a sign that says "no street hockey permitted"

CAR!

[WildIrish]

Hockey pucks, eh? I bet they hurt even more than paintballs! Hmmm, won't someone let me inside? It's starting to snow! Hello? Hello?

[Steph]

Awww, you love your outdoor nude time, WI! I'm keeping the door locked a little longer.

[WildIrish]

<---- makes a snow angel!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would that be face up or face down?

[WildIrish]

Face up...the snow's not deep enough for face down yet! ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Snow? What snow?

[dicksbro]

Sleigh bells, are you listening?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm not ready for snow, are you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

....walking in a winter wonderland.

[Steph]

I'm certainly not ready for the Christmas commercials!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---sings in Steph's direction.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Joins IAKG in singing at Steph. :D:D:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Woohoo! Bring on the Christmas carols. :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm not really ready for them either, but it was fun messing with Steph.

[Steph]

Yes . . . fun . . . interesting choice of words! :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Tons 'o fun, eh, Steph?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Of course! :)

[dicksbro]

"Making a list and checking it twice ... " Don't you just love sing-a-longs?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm both naughty--AND nice. :D

[dicksbro]

"Joy to the world!" :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

My favorite is "Oh Holy Night"

[dicksbro]

I love 'em all (just about) :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes--I've got over 30 Christmas CDs myself.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I guess I've got a bit of The Grinch in me.......I only have one Christmas CD.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, I buy them after Christmas when they're 50% off...looooooove them.

[Steph]

My mom sends me some every Christmas.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I think sometimes it can be overdone.

[dicksbro]

What really gets overdone is store decorating starting in September. :(

[Steph]

30 CDs of Christmas music is a lot! I think my parents have maybe 10.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Which Christmas CD is your favorite?

[Steph]

I love the Jim Reeves one ~ totally reminds me of my childhood.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I like Jim Reeves.......but I've never heard his Christmas CD

[dicksbro]

There's not much music that focus' on New Year's Day, is there?

[denny]

Should there be. Halloween is getting to be nuts anymore.

[dicksbro]

Maybe we should invent a commercial-less global holiday. One you can't even say, "Happy whatever," to. :D

[Steph]

I second that motion, DB!

[dicksbro]

Hee hee ... in that case, have a H... of a time. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What did everyone do today?

[dicksbro]

Had to work earlier. Took a nap after work. And trying to get ready to go down to Decatur on Wednesday.

[denny]

Here I am at work!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm technically off of work, but I'm still at the computer while listening to two four-year olds chatter back and forth.

[dicksbro]

Whew. Glad that's not me this evening. I'm getting hungry for supper. :)

[denny]

Me too. I made manicotti yesterday and I'm looking forward to leftovers.

[dicksbro]

Sounds good. Be glad when my wife gets home so we can decide on what we'll have. ;)

[denny]

I know what I want!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Me, too, but I don't have it in my kitchen. ;)

[denny]

In your bedroom maybe?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wish it were!

[dicksbro]

What a nice wish.

[denny]

And so insightful!

[dicksbro]

There should be a way to recognize people for their contributions.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should we hand out awards?

[dicksbro]

We could make a game out of it ... and call it "Bobbing for baubles." ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Where do I have to put my face, though? :)

[dicksbro]

OMG ... Would you believe I at first had a very innocent idea? Now it seems like a much better one. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO. I'm glad I could help. :)

[dicksbro]

Pixies ... home of the helping hand ... among other things. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---- bursts out in, "There's no place like home. There's no place like..."

[Steph]

LOL at the thought of an innocent DB! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And I led him astray, Steph!

[denny]

With baubles, no less!!

[dicksbro]

That's not what I call them. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What do you call them? :D

[dicksbro]

:hot: Modesty is a virtue. :hot:

:D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How modest are we at Pixies? LMAO :D

[Steph]

Not very!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I didn't think we were expected to be.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you prefer modest people?

[Steph]

I don't think I know any!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Where would you find some?

[kleclere]

Are you really looking very hard?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I be? And did someone mention hard?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would that be hard as in difficult? Or Hard as in cock????

[Steph]

I'm guessing both!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Me, too! :D

[WildIrish]

You're all wrong. Well, according to the title of the thread.

[Steph]

But that guy was banned after two posts!

[WildIrish]

Oh...so I'm wrong, and it is hard. Silly me!

[Sugarsprinkles]

You're not silly, and btw, how hard is it????? ;) :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How do we measure that, SS?

[Steph]

We need measurements!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't we have threads on that?

[Sugarsprinkles]

You measure it with threads???:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, I suppose we *could,* unless you have a better idea!

[Sugarsprinkles]

How about some "hands on" measuring???

[SuzyQ]

Do we measure hard as in how firm it is? or hard as how big it is?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Why not both??? :D

[SuzyQ]

hmm interesting on how we could measure hard? big is easy, if it fits it is OK!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

This is getting more fun by the minute!

[SuzyQ]

Could we measure firm by how purple the head is?

[Sugarsprinkles]

How about by how it feels when you squeeze it??

[WildIrish]

Doesn't anyone have calipers? That's what the pro's would use, I think.

[Sugarsprinkles]

But I think this type of testing requires a more "hands on" approach, don't you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I would hope so!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I was sure you'd agree with me, IAKG!! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Am I getting that predictable? :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Not predictable, just that we think alike at times.

[dicksbro]

Sometimes I think ... but I don't want that to become too predictable. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You know what we think about you, DB. :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

We think about you all the time, DB. :D:D

[kleclere]

We think about everyone all the time here.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wow--that's kind of profound, isn't it?

[dicksbro]

Aw, shucks, IAKG, SS and Kleclere. You three are so so nice. :)

Could we describe things as being "Profoundly Pixies." Has a nice ring, doesn't it?

[Steph]

Definitely! Let us include it in the Pixies Palm Pilot software.

[dicksbro]

I love these hi-tech solutions. Steph, you're a genius. ;)

[Steph]

I wish I was a genius ~ then I'd get started on the PPPP!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And we'd be rich!

[Steph]

We??? :D

[dicksbro]

I'd offer to share my pee pee but no one wanted it. :(

(I take that back, the nurse took a sample. :D)

[dancingrugger]

Well that was nice of her wasn't it ... all nurses have taken from me recently is blood, grrr i hate needles ... cept for tattoo needles for some reason they are addictive

[dicksbro]

Notice how the thread has taken a medical turn? ;)

[Steph]

Are we a bunch of hypochondriacs? :)

[dicksbro]

Why does the tune, "I've Got You, Under My Skin" come to mind? :D

[Steph]

I'm itchy now! :D

[dancingrugger]

Aaaah the power of suggestion, lol.

[dicksbro]

Would you scratch my back. :D :D

[Steph]

I can't! I'm too busy scratching mine!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'd rather have something else 'scratched' ;)

[Steph]

Phew! That took my mind of the itchiness!

[dicksbro]

:D

[dancingrugger]

hmmm scratchin up a storm here are we?

[dicksbro]

Could you get just below the shoulder blades? :)

[Steph]

Is that the spot?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are we looking for just any spot? :D

[Steph]

Just the itchy ones . . . for now!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You're no fun. :D

[Steph]

OK, let's go for the G-spot!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Woohoo!

[WildIrish]

<----- put's fresh batteries in his miner's cap and offers to help the ladies search!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO.

<-----is picturing WI in a miner's cap, searching. :D

[Steph]

I'm picturing a frog with a miner's cap!

[dicksbro]

I can just see WI in his mining cap and hear him going, "Gee!" :)

[Steph]

Or ribbit?

[WildIrish]

Can we play leap frog afterwards?

[dicksbro]

Can we alternate boy-girl-boy-girl? :D

(Good ideas need to be encouraged ... just sometimes clarified. :))

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sure--I'm game!

[dicksbro]

Party participants are particularly pleasant people. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sally sells sea shells down by the seashore. :D

[dicksbro]

Who's Sally? :D :D :D

(I know ... she's the seashell saleslady. Dah! :rolleyes: )

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL

And, exactly how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[dicksbro]

I looked that up in the Jr. Woodchucks guide. It said, "If a woodchuck could chuck wood, the wood chucked by a woodchuck would be a chunk." :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO. :D

Do you have any pickled peppers around? ;)

[dicksbro]

No, but I found pickled pepper recipes at "Cooks.com."

Isn't the web wonderful? ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Yes, it is. :)

[kleclere]

But what trouble it can bring with it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you think the good things outweigh the bad?

[dicksbro]

This is true. But, I think we should still go back to the movie house and practice the popcorn bucket trick. :D :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you really think it would work? ;)

[Steph]

Ooh, back to DB's fancy popcorn trick!

(I am still impressed by it really ~ how do you cut the hole in the box or do you somehow lug one you're already altered?)

[dicksbro]

Well you could use a "Popcorn Box Hole Cutter" if you can find one ... otherwise ... a pocket knife will work. :D

Does that sound okay?