Canadians Unit!!!!

[Incubus255]

lol well after seeing the Aussie thread how could I not toss up a canadian one!

lol Alright now people under the guidance of the mighty king Sammy ^__^ certainly not shameless self promotion there lol, lets here a shout out from all the canadians here!

[SteinFibers]

I have the benefit of living in the greatest country in the world, and i say this with pure patriotism in my heart. I belive that where a country excels where individuals and society are free to exist to explore what thay can be without infringing the rights of others, that's how all countires should be. So I am proud to be Canadian and proud that the country I was born in and will die in, allows me to be who I am.

[PantyFanatic]

I agree! You guys are great.:)

Can you send that Newfie chick I heard about down to teach us how to play baseball with those baby seals?:D













LMFAO- (can’t wait for her to get back and see this) ;)

[Lilith]

:spanks: PF :p

[PantyFanatic]

LOL- I'm going to have to reregister under a new name and start all over. :D


I just hope she stays in the pubs and “oout” of the cyber cafes until she gets back.;)

[Steph]

Toooooooooo late, PF! I found it! I'm going to start a bald American clubbing society! :)

Now I can safely attend the pubs.

[PantyFanatic]

<--- *slide on his sealskin toupee*


YEAH!:mad: Now see what YOU DID Skip.:(

[brackish]

I am proud to be Canadian. And I am proud to be from Nova Scotia. I am proud to be from the greatest country in the world. I am happy to be in a country filled with absolutely gorgeous women cause on cold Canadian winter nights they're the best things to snuggle up to in order to stay warm. And I am proud to be from the country with the best drink ever made- KEITH'S!

"I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears. Now I'm a broken man on a Hailfax Pier, the last of Barret's Privateers!"

OH CANADA!

[Boru]

As I watch poor Doc Halladay down 3 to nothing, I can't help but wonder......should this thread be Canadians Unit!!!!...................... or Canadians Unite!!!! ??????????


BORU


Canadian

[Neige]

Another proud Canadian here!

[Incubus255]

lol ..... well I originally meant it as unite lmao, but unit works well to because we are such a close family like unit, ... .yeah that will cover my ass nicely lmao

[brackish]

Pixiesprite you are my new Goddess and I shall always worship you.

[BIBI]

I am a fifty dollar Canadian and proud of it!!! ;)











you figure it out :)

[Incubus255]

geez lol all these canadians and at least three of us are from Nova Scotia lol, Woot woot go maritimes

[lilsquirt]

And another one here from the East Coast....the one folks drive through to GET to Nova Scotia

Happy and proud to be Canadienne.

[David]

A very proud Canadain here. Also one that imigrated from Newfoundland before she became part of the Dominion of Canada. Long remember Joey!! If Joey had taken the results of the first vote, Newfoundland would be a "state" within the USA. :D

[campingboy]

Another Canadian here. Transplanted from Mississauga to the prairies.

[Bilbo]

Originally posted by BIBI
I am a fifty dollar Canadian and proud of it!!! ;)


???Does this mean we get change????? ROFLMAO:D

[brackish]

Someone had to do this and I wanted to be it!!!

I AM CANADIAN
(clears Thoat)
Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE
ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF
NORTH AMERICA!

[Ozling]

not born canadian or raised canadian, but im canadian where it counts...and i dont know where that is. all i know is that i wub canada, and as soon as i have the money im moving there. BC babeh!

[Ghostrider]

Make that 4 from NS, I am living on the other coast right now, but leaving for NS later this month. Moving back the best coast after having tried the west coast for 10 yrs. Sadly I am selling my PC before I leave, too difficult to take with on my bike, lol. Should be a fun trip though. And I sure am looking forward to partying in Halifax again.

[musicman]

born and raised in toronto - living just north of it now though I still work there - love this country....

[Lovediva]

I couldn't agree more Musicman!! I also love this Country!! Where else can you enjoy all 4 seasons? Damn deer flies and mosquitto's!....LMAO!!

I am a proud Ontarian!!

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Ozling
not born canadian or raised canadian, but im canadian where it counts....and i dont know where that is all i know is that i wub canada, and as soon as i have the money im moving there. BC babeh!

Most of it's north, above of the 49th;)....................... but there's not too many people up there:eek: Just polar bears in the winter and deer flys in the summer:rolleyes:

[PantyFanatic]

Oh yeah!.......... and Steph.:D

[PantyFanatic]

.....when she's home.:rolleyes:

[Gyzsmo]

I live in beautiful BC ... transplanted myself here from Ontario about 10 years ago. I just love both places and everywhere in between that I've roamed!!!!

[coach]

Just wanted to say hi from Northern Ontario. where we have black flies and mosquitos all summer and -30 to -40 temp in the winter. and I'd never give it up.

[Steph]

Hi coach, welcome to Pixies! I'm a Newfoundlander and spent some time in Northern Ontario. Join us in chat - sometimes it's all Canadians! :)





Oh and shaddup, PF - I missed the digs at me from two months ago! :)

[PantyFanatic]

LMAO~:D

Steph darling, you know jabbing you is really the only thing I want to do.;)

[Lovediva]

Why don't you finally admit it PF....you want to come and live in beautiful Ontario!!! :D :D

[BIBI]

Originally posted by Lovediva
Why don't you finally admit it PF....you want to come and live in beautiful Ontario!!! :D :D


I think he just wants to come up here and do the rounds...culminating with a meeting with his idol... RED GREEN:p
Bring your own duct tape! We can show you a million and one uses for it :hot:

[PantyFanatic]

I guess I haven’t hid my love of the country or my desire for it’s ladies too well.:o

I’d love to do the rounds and meet my Great Green Guru, but have to culminate my trip by going to see Steph to get my “stick” put on the ice.:eek:

[platinum]

oops had a maple syrup accident!!!

[jseal]

brackish,

Yeah! Go Stan Rogers!

[platinum]

Give's Stompin' Tom ten bucks to clean up the mess!

[Bear Bear]

Proud to be Canadian!Proud to be Canadian

[Bear Bear]

must of been an echo

[Skyzie]

ooo i live in alberta canada...Canada is fun. and the boys are sexy. wouldnt wanna live anywhere else.

MY NAME IS SKYE...and I AM CANADIAN. haha...yayness.

[ditchpig]

I am also proud to be canadian, eh ! we live in the safest and most beautiful place in the world. it would be nicer only if it was a lot warmer in the winter.

[B-Dawgg]

Go Habs Go! I am also a proud Canadian currently located in TO, but originally from Montreal. I also spent a number of years in Calgary while attending school. Canada is a great country coast to coast.

[Lovediva]

It still amazes me that some people still think we live in igloos...:rolleyes:

[Steph]

Great pic, Lovediva!

Welcome to Pixies, B-Dawgg! I was lucky enough to get to see the opening game at the ACC between the Leafs and Habs. The Habs kicked ass that night!

[hotfirebox]

We are CANADIAN as well, growing up in southern Ontario, living for a long while in the north and now back to the middle. Would never give it up for anything, free to do what we want, feel how we want and be what we want.......thats CANADIAN!!!!

[PantyFanatic]

Welcome to Pixies hotfirebox.:) I glad to see you found some of your other countrymen here. Someday I’d like to see the other person from northern Ontario here at Pixies.;)

[Lovediva]

TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

1. Weed
2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
6. A university with a nude beach
7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
8. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash
9. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
10. Cannabis


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA

1. Big Rock
2. Preston Manning
3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent
4. The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 education
5. Flames vs. Oilers
6. Stamps vs. Eskies
7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's
9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

1. You never run out of wheat
2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
4. Your province is really easy to draw
5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard
6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor's house
7. YOUR Roughriders survived
8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
9. People will assume you live on a farm
10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA

1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property
2. Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "Winnipeg"
3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto
4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government
5. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes
6. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter
7. You don't need a car, just take the canoe to work
8. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood
9. Because of your license plate, you are still "friendly" even when you cut someone off
10. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO

1. You live in the center of the universe
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election
4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist
5. Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition
6. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city
7. The only province with hard-core American-style crime
8. MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV - for a looney
9. Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house
10. Mike Harris: basically a sober Ralph Klein


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC

1. Everybody assumes you're an [#@!$]
2. Racism is socially acceptable
3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians
4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next
5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
6. The FLQ
7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers
9. NON-smokers are the outcasts
10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards"


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK

1. You are sandwiched between French [#@!$] and drunken Celtic fiddlers
2. One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your income
3. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies
4. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours
5. The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario motorists to Boston
6. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
7. You have French people, but they don't want to kill you
8. Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse
9. Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen
10. You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA

1. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war ... by a moron who set a munitions ship on fire
2. Your province is shaped like male genitalia
3. Everyone is a fiddle player
4. If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick their [#@!$]
5. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
6. The province that produced Rita MacNeil
7. You are the reason Anne Murray makes money
8. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt
9. The economy is based on fish, lobster, and fiddle music
10. Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered Canada's most beautiful city


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-[#@!$] bridge
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour
3. You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
4. This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from
5. The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows
6. Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house, then promptly leave
7. You can drive across the province in two minutes
8. It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates
9. You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for that matter
10. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night


TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation
2. If Quebec Separates, you will float off to sea
3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod
4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products
5. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
6. You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
7. The work day is about two hours long
8. You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines
9. If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed to kick their [#@!$]
10. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day

:D :D :D

[Steph]

Woohoo! Alberta Big Rock!!! I can get it here in Ontario so I'm happy.

Was Klein ever accused of wife beating?

(Don't forget, Ontario has a new premier now ~ Dalton, the guy with no shoulders) :)

[Lovediva]

Originally posted by Steph

~ Dalton, the guy with no shoulders) :)

Well I hope he has the balls!!!! :D ;)

[PantyFanatic]

(I think Newfoundland should get 11 reasons.)

11. STEPH MOVED AWAY. :D









I know this is like bald jokes Diva. We are the only ones allowed to tell them, but that is very funny.:)

Loved-

8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours

10. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night


LMAO:D

[Steph]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
11. STEPH IS THE BEST PERSON EVER.

Loved-
10. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night
LMAO:D

I loved the porch light one, too.

[David]

Cannot do that with the porch light here in the Muskoka's - it attracts bears!! Living on the Muskoka River, it could really confuse boaters!!

[pregnant_angel]

British Columbia here :):fly: