Sorry, I've been gone awhile. I went out to the igloo to meet the sweet SFC. I dont think she ever showed. The women that were out there just kept passing me around, it was horrible... they took away my wineskin.
-Diva Since irish isn't here I guess it's up to me to play bouncer. If your little photo shoot doesnt straighten TDK up let me know. At the verry least let me keep you company while everyone else is swimming.
-SFC Despite the hospitality of your friends. I'm not forgiving you for standing me up in the igloo. I'll give you a chance to make it up to me latter, or maybe it's time for a spanking.

Prophet,

Have you no sense of the truly sadistic?

You only shave the total left side of TDK, hair, eyebrow, underarm, pubes etc.

So much more effective.

Then he has to shave the rest.

Sometimes I hate myself!!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Right out of the big book of HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND GET EVEN.

You may like this old one?

YEARS back when the Sears & Rubbish and Monkey Wards catalogs were standard interior decoration in any home, they had a Rural or Farm section where you could mail order chickens and pigs from them. (before I heard about sheep or OZ land:yellghst: )

You could get a money order for $13.50, fill out the order form and have then send two pounds of BEES (with one queen guaranteed, estimated 1,450 bees per lb.) to any one you thought worthy.

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Too many mis-bee-having jokes to even start.

Love the idea.

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I didn't mean to disappear on you all there; all I can say is that final exams really suck. One more to go, and then the term will be over! (When I'm not hosting parties at Pixies, I'm a student trying to get enough money to go to grad school...)

Anyway, I see you have all been very busy while I've been gone!

Pantyfanatic and Oldfart, please please please don't sic those bees on me for disappearing! I promise, I won't do it again! Besides, I don't need any bees --- I have my own supply of honey. Wanna taste?

TDK's new look is great, everyone --- & well deserved! But don't you think we should make that difference between left & right just a little more defined? I have my make-up bag somewhere, I vote that we 'paint him up real purty' on that shaved side!

And CeltGuy, I'll be right with you as soon as Prophet lets me go... I'm so sorry I never made it to the igloo --- how can I possibly make it up to you? *melodramatic sigh* Spank me if you must... I am a poor wretch, undeserving of your notice. I grovel at your feet... *an idea strikes* Hey, being on my knees at your feet gives me an idea! I bet I know how to make this up to you! Can you guess what it is?

--- sweetstuff

p.s. Pantyfanatic, I'm so glad to see that you've recovered from that swimming incident!

Of course you are forgiven. I wouldn't dream of keeping you from your duties as hostess. By all means though, feel free to follow through on any ideas that cum to you, and lets not rule out that spanking yet anyway...

C.G.

I'd LOVE some honey.

SFC.

let me know when I can squeeze in some time in your busy schedule

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hey guys..I finally got TDK off of me....thanks for the help...


Now I am ready to partyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Turn up the tunes....someone fill my glass...and let's dance!!!!!!!!

It's a slow song......

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Diva

I'd love to fill in that empty slot next to you on the dance floor for this slow one...and I'll fill your drink as well.

…to my post of 12/16/2001 (#172)..
“As Sugar brings over my DRINK WITH LOTS OF HONEY and kisses me lightly before whispering in my ear…

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<Grabs Nut by that hand and leads him to the dancing spot>

I put my arms his neck and gets in nice and close as I want to grind my hips up against him and look into his deep blue sexy eyes.......

And the song plays.....

"Slow dancing swaying to the music....Slow dancing....."

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

I know I'm late for the party, but do you mind if I join in???

I have been pasiently waiting m tern with the lovley sugar but don't wory after I have devoured her remaining honey you can have her back and diva once your done your dance I would love to see you and sugar share a dance:yellghst:

Tell me the good limericks that I missed while on my appointed mission.

What? No bawdy limericks? I thought you said…. (have I been duped? Was I sent for bottles of De Heron Rouge while these sly varmints corral the party ladies? (*cunning and treachery can always overcome youth and enthusiasm))

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