08-16-2014, 07:24 AM
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No it is a UFO.
Drinking a steamy cup of coffee " is that hot"?
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08-17-2014, 12:39 AM
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Just me.
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No, it's just forming a lot of gaseous ice. 
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08-17-2014, 01:39 PM
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Sure, but the price is your soul.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
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08-18-2014, 03:27 PM
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I don't know, what is it?
At the airport counter " Is this where I catch my plane"?
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08-19-2014, 01:05 AM
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No, we keep all the airplanes outside.
Is there a doctor in the house?
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08-19-2014, 07:17 PM
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No he lives down the street.
Can we have some of that?
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08-20-2014, 02:59 AM
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This that or that that or some other that that I'm not aware of ... that is the question?
Going south for the winter this year?
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08-20-2014, 09:50 AM
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No, I'm going all the way north, just so I can spit in Santa's face.
Is it raining outside?
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08-20-2014, 01:27 PM
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Huggable!
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No, theres a giant pissing on you.
Why, are you getting wet?
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08-20-2014, 07:36 PM
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Because I am under a lovely Pixie lady.
Have we met before?
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08-21-2014, 02:24 AM
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Before what?
The neighbor as you get into your car asks, "Going somewhere?"
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08-21-2014, 02:58 PM
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No, I just like to sit here an listen o the radio.
As you're dozing off in the middle of a conversation,
"Are you tired" ?
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08-22-2014, 01:01 AM
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No, just trying to remember what I did with my earplugs.
I see you bought some beer .... getting ready for the football season?
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08-22-2014, 06:57 AM
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No, I'm preparing a stash of bottles to break for the next riot.
Are you speaking English?
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08-22-2014, 02:40 PM
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I don't know is that the language you are hearing?
As you are struggling with a heavy object, " Do you need help with that"?
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