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Old 04-06-2014, 09:42 AM
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No, this is just a convenient place to meditate with my eyes open.

Another actual question, asked of someone sitting in a Panera Bread internet lounge with an electric blanket:
"Is it cold in here?"
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Old 04-06-2014, 10:10 AM
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It's trying to get away from the awful smell (sorry, that's all I got...kind of odd question)

You walk in, dripping wet, & someone says, "Is it raining outside?"


is it odd or is your imagination lacking for the question lol
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:48 AM
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Going back to our last question, "On the computer again?"

A: Heck no. It's not even real comfortable here on this chair.

Q: Looking at cameras in a case, the clerk asks: Can I get anything for you?
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Old 04-08-2014, 08:59 AM
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Yes, you can get naked so I can take your picture with one of these cameras.

After falling down, smacking your face ont he pavement and giving yourself a bloody nose:
"Are you all right?"
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Old 04-10-2014, 01:44 AM
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No, I have an itch on my left foot.

Q: Seeing you get out of a shiny new car with dealer plates, your asked, "Thinking of getting a new car?"
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Old 04-10-2014, 10:49 AM
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Yep, my mind is so powerful, I thought this one right into existence in my driveway!

I had no shoes and I wept. Then I met a man with no feet. So I said, "Hey, man, got any shoes you're not using?"
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Old 04-11-2014, 02:02 AM
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No, my dog always uses my old shoes as chew toys once I tire of them.

Can you believe at 3 in the morning it's still dark outside?
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Old 04-11-2014, 09:09 AM
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Yes, unless my bed slid to the south pole during the night.


While sitting on a bench at dusk and staring out over the lake someone asks "watching the sun set?".
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Old 04-11-2014, 11:07 AM
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Nah, I've seen my son sit many times. Nothing new in that.

Seeing the person staring at the television set he asked, "Whatcha' watching?"
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Old 05-25-2014, 03:46 AM
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Nothing, I was just waiting for a power failure and didn't want to miss it.

Running the vacuum in the living room, your SO/spouse asks: "Doing some cleaning?"
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No I have it on blow instead of suck.



Standing on the corner in DC and someone asks how's tricks?
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Old 08-15-2014, 12:45 AM
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The disappearing elephant one didn't work.

The passenger asked the stewardess, "When will we reach L.A.?"
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Old 08-15-2014, 06:34 AM
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FIVE MORE MINUTES!

Should I have yoghurt or toxic waste for breakfast?
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Old 08-15-2014, 06:51 PM
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I think you should go for both.



As you're stomping through the snow you are asked "did it snow last night"?
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Old 08-16-2014, 02:22 AM
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No, the cottonwood trees were spilling their seed.

Up in the sky, is that a hawk soaring?
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