Mary Mary Quite Contrary
How does your belly grow
Ask Tom Tucker
That Little Fucker
He did me four times in a row!!!!

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Little Jack Horner lay in the corner
Eating his sweetie's creampie.
She sat on his face dripping his cum,
And said, "Eat it all or I'll cry."

Roll, roll, roll your cunt
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.

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Little Red Robin saw this handsome young guy,
And her hard nipples drove him to sigh.
He reached for his cock, pulled it out from his pants,
It stood there hard and it danced ...
His excitement took over and he asked her with pride,
"Red Robin, please, please be my bride,"
Her pussy, all wet, answered loudly you see,
"Let's elope so I can have it in me!"

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
He said, "Excuse me ladies,
just doing my duty
so why not pull down your pants
and give me some booty."

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The North wind doth blow and so does Flo,
But hers is more fun don't you see,
He feels her below sucking there on his pole
And that's how it really should be.

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Rubbing Miss Susie’s thigh

When he felt a fur patch

And stuck his thumb up her snatch

He found that Miss Susie was dry.

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Pat a butt, pat a butt, shake it mamm,
Show me your pussy as fast as you can;
Stroke me and grab me and spread your legs wide,
Then stick me in your oven until I have sighed.

Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean.
So Jack ignored her flabby tits,
And licked her asshole clean!

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Peter’s peter pumped his sister,
Tried to hold back but came within her!
When he finished his peter softened,
So she sucked it off until it blossomed.

Roses are useless,
Violets are banal.
Let's skip the head
And get right to the anal.

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One, two … fill her with goo,
Three, four … til it drips on the floor,
Five, six … straight from his prick,
Seven, eight … his cock is still straight,
Nine, ten … Stick it back in!
Eleven, twelve … He's cumming like hell
Thirteen, fourteen … there in the seam
Fifteen, sixteen … of his beautiful queen!
Seventeen, eighteen … She said it's a dream.
Nineteen, twenty … right there in her cuny.

They all say she ain't no good
And I don't give a shit
Maybe she's a loser
But she's got some tits!

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See a dong of great length poking through his fly,
Four and twenty damsels giving him the eye.
When his fly was open, they reached to touch him some,
To watch it get read hard and long and then spurt out its cum.
They stroked it first real slowly, and then they did it fast,
There wasn’t any question, he surely wouldn’t last.
Their patience was rewarded, soon he came and came,
And when it finally ended, It just didn’t look the same.
It’s length went down and girth grew less, almost sad to see,
But with the lust in the girls eyes, big again it soon will be.

Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a roll of cheese
jack came down with a smile on his face
and his trousers down to his knees.

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