04-21-2003, 10:31 PM
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Damnit Boy!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The town that fun forgot...
Posts: 768
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Women/Men and Prayers
Who knew?
Women and Men even pray different
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll love my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs
who owns a liquor store. Include a lifetime supply of brown bags if
necessary.
Amen
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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd
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04-22-2003, 12:38 AM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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LMAO, Bardog. Too funny! 
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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04-22-2003, 03:18 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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04-22-2003, 03:55 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wild, Wonderful, West Virginia
Posts: 240
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I love that one! My Mom sent it to me!!!!
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04-22-2003, 04:29 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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Don't forget the nice round ass...  Lol
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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04-24-2003, 05:03 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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Excellent, Bardog!!!
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