Theres nothing like a morning stiffy that won't go away!

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"-and the all time winner, has got him by the balls" - Jethro Tull

*laughs*

There's nothing like the anticipation of meeting someone new *grins all innocent like*

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

There´s nothing like being caressed by a nice girl.

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

there's nothing like a deep sexy voice on a lonely night

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

There's nothing like the hug of a loved one.

There's nothing like a night with good friends, good food and good drinks

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

theres nothing like hot sex on a cold night

There's nothing like unexpected "lovin' " on the couch!!

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

ther is nothing like being held by the one u love!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

there's nothin like a big cold glass of milk, and a huge piece of cheesecake...with or without whip cream *g*

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

There's nothing like dogs barking and howling when you're trying to get to sleep.

( It's not good, but there's nothing like it )

There is nothing like believing in maybes

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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There is nothing like "Banana's Foster!"

theres nothing like having friends here at pixies

Takira, you're right. There simply isn't another site like Pixies!