I just shot my wad, so to speak, on back to school shopping so I am thinking I will have to start bartering






Right now I would trade a home baked dinner with dessert, 1 load of laundry and a kiss for a thorough house cleaning and a warm oil foot massage.

Anybody else wanna lay some offers on the table?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I love the idea of the barter system Lilith!

Right now I'd trade my sewing talent for any purpose one would need for an upper back massage! My shoulders and upper back are killing me!

Oops! Did it have to be sexual? Cause I got a barter for that too!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Talented mussel for barter!

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

The marketing gal will write business plans for sex....

:jump:


But seriously...one fantastic massage, my world-famous tiramisu, and a jazz trombone solo for gardening assistance (I HATE weeding).

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

holdin up his sign WILL COOK FOR SEX

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

We've got baskets of green apples falling off our tree each day ... make delicious pies. Anyone want between 10 and 1000? Will trade for ... oh heck ... will give them away. Our back yard is starting to smell like apple cider and we've got some bees that I think are drunk.

<~~~~~ would trade my oldest child for yummy green apples

Hell I would trade him for a paperclip some days <jk> gotta love that emerging testosterone!!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I would trade a coconut popsicle, my broken Kobo,, my favorite bath soap and a stiff drink for a whole weekend at the beach and a perpetually stiff cock.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I will trade one of my best tye-dyes (my black and purple one) and super tasty bowl of Lucky Charms for a twenty minute shoulder massage. (I should also mention that when I am nice and relaxed, other rewards come into play for the giver of said massage)

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

I once had a girlfriend with a very talented mussel.

I'm still thinking on what I'd batter, I mean barter.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating