08-18-2002, 07:56 AM
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words work wonders
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Ponder the scenario:
It's early Friday evening, the weekend looms and you are going to meet your intended after a long and hard week. The weekend looms and you have made arrangements to meet at a given time and point. Your late (and not for the first time).
What do you say, what can your excuse possible be that may rescue this dire situation? After all, you are horny as hell and ready for some action between the sheets, but knowing being late, will kill of any erotic adventures that you might have thoughts about.
What you might send, as a text message, to your loved one, be it your partner, wife/husband or lover.
This is what I sent, and it worked a treat.
'Nice and mellow on a sunny afternoon, waiting for a bus to take me beyond nice and mellow on a sunny afternoon.'
What would you send?
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08-18-2002, 08:07 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Sorry I'm running late.....you won't be! Found a sexy little number with your name all over it! Me!!!Soon!
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08-18-2002, 08:25 AM
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Late, but on my way! Lost track of time noting things we should try from "Erotic Adventures she'll LOVE"
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08-18-2002, 08:49 AM
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Babe.........I'm late.....forget dinner......tonight your starting with dessert first and honey.....thats me.....clear the kitchen table....cause im serving dessert there...........xxxxxxxx
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"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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08-18-2002, 09:24 AM
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clears the table for nikki 
Be there in a bit honey, had to make sure that all the candles were in the right places.
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08-18-2002, 09:39 AM
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DON’T PAY THE RANSOM!
I have escaped and am working my way straight to you.
:yellghst:
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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08-18-2002, 10:03 AM
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LMAO @ pantyfanatic
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08-18-2002, 02:57 PM
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Turn it up!
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Spoken like a man who's had to do the "honey, let me explain..." before, PF...
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08-18-2002, 03:22 PM
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Very true O’wise and insightful one.
And recognized like a cleric who's had to do the "honey, let me explain..." before, SZ... 
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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08-18-2002, 06:30 PM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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"Behind you! Christ, look out!!"
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08-18-2002, 06:59 PM
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hey honey running late on my way bringing the chocolate syrp and whip cream for desert............
besides i couldnt use any excuse i wouldn't get any if i was late anyhow ........
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08-19-2002, 04:10 AM
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Horny Devil
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oh my.....I forgive you already Nikki
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~I love Nikki~
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08-19-2002, 04:28 AM
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Baby, I'm late. ... ... ... No, not like THAT.
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08-19-2002, 05:27 AM
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words work wonders
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rang a sexy little number, noting things we should try. Clear that table, light the candles. I have escaped with the chocolate syrup and whip cream. Baby, I'm late, but just wait till I see you...
hehhe any more?
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08-19-2002, 09:29 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Ill be coming on your mountains when i cum, Ill be coming on your mountains when i cum...
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