What's your first executive order?

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Give me the morning salute.





(that's done by lifting the front of that skirt of course):lust:

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Execute George Bush for kidnapping the government and due process...killing Americas in Iraq...and being a general gnome.


OK...a little extreme...but a gal can dream

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'd make the oval office clothing optional. (Not to rip off Clinton's idea, or anything)

Oh yeah, and then I'd institute a flat tax, balance the budget, reform the spending for useless programs and divert that money to social security and health care, increase benefits to the military and civil service, ect. ect. ect.

I would get a bj from every intern in the office, of course no-one would care since I am single

Woo hoo! Me? President of America.....well now....let's see:

It's COLOUR, with a U, GREY, with an E, and it's AL-U-MIN-I-UM not aluminum!!!!!!! Hehehehe

Only kidding, you guys.....you know I love you all. xxx

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Id use my presidential powers to build myself a beautfiul house, not to big and not to small, in Victoria, British Columbia. have a nice big hot tub/swimming pool and invite all my pixies to come and chill wid me ^.^

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-Oz

"Could you call me again in an hour?"

Can I get back to you on this one? I've got a meeting with my new interns

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

"Okay, guys, I promised to bring about changes ... so let's make the oval office a rectangle.

And, while we're at it, let's paint the White House a nice shade of tan with brown trim.

Hee hee ... and could we put a couple of pink flamingos in the yard."

After the executive Knob polisher had done her duty I would have to get serious and Withdrawal the executive order about killing foriegn leaders.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

my 1st order as president.........to offically have naked Sundays in the Oval Office

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if it feels good do i

It is quite true Osuche,If the worst were known,Bush could be impeached,tried for war crimes and very well be executed.Another first for a pres who likes to be first for so many things.As President,my first executive order would be to hand true DEMOCRACY back in the hands of the people and expect from them a well informed handling of the process.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Then my 2nd executive order I will change the flag of the United States to have only 49 stars, Then have California change theirs to solid red with one yellow star, hammer and sickle. Then I would remove California as a member of the United States, put up security barrier along the entire border. Then go along their coast in international waters and drill it dry.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

*gulps*

ummmm I would put flavored lube on the approved list for the food plan

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas