Condom Slogans:
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool!

Cover your rocket before you dock it.

Better saddle that horse before she mounts.


mcjim

lol

LMAO! My fav is #7 - If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it



Thanks Irish!

How about "Cum on in!"

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JustSomeGuy

roll before you pole the hole

Wrap that Rascal

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vaginer with a ribbed liner in the MORRRRNING..

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller