Where is the most inappropriate place you have masterbated?

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

At my desk in one of my old jobs, on an airplane, on a coach....er....any number of places.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Desk at work is up there for me too.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Yup... desk at work.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Pretty much everywhere at work.


Desk, conference table, roof, mechanical room, parking garage



And there's that time in church.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Let's see, where to begin.

Above the main church rectory while service was going on. (Had just a tremendous hardon and the service was 15 minutes away from ending.)
While in sunday school class under the table (young and dumb what can I say).
School bus home in middle school.
Working in a call center in my individual terminal there was room under the keyboard. And I was trying to get into this girls pants.
Numerous times trying to turn a girl on under a coat or something in a semi public area.
Mothers bed during phone sex (her room was the only phone in the upstairs).
When I used to work in a hotel I masturbated in the office, in my bosses chair, at the public access computer.

I think I have gotten myself into enough trouble for now.

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Writing as ShafterParker.