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Old 03-18-2014, 04:41 AM
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SNAPPY ANSWERS to DUMB QUESTIONS

Idea of this game is for you to ask a "dumb" question ... and the next person posts a snappy (sarcastic?) answer. Then, after you answer, you ask the next 'dumb question' for the next person. For example:

A guy is walking down the street and sees another coming his way. "Hi, out for a walk?"

The next person posting might answer:

"Nah. Just trying to see how many steps it takes to wear out the soles of my shoes."

Now ... your turn.

A lady comes into the office at 10AM and sees her boss. She asks, "Am I late?".

The boss answers, " ... "
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Old 03-18-2014, 11:37 AM
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No, we readjusted the time frame of the entire universe so you'd be on time.

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Old 03-18-2014, 02:25 PM
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Thank heavens that's out of your system now. Glad you didn't ask for two.

I see you got out your spreader and fertilizer. Are you getting ready to do some yard work?
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Old 03-20-2014, 01:44 AM
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Old 03-20-2014, 02:59 AM
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No, I got them to help decorate the garbage can and make it smell better.

Hey, neighbor, taking your dog for a walk?
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Old 03-20-2014, 07:14 AM
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Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?


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Old 03-20-2014, 09:57 AM
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Hop in, I'll explain why it's getting warmer.

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Did you do that deliberately?
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Old 03-21-2014, 02:26 AM
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Yes, it's such a nice way to get attention.

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Old 03-21-2014, 05:16 PM
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No, we surgically implanted LEDs in your eyelids while you were sleeping.

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Old 03-22-2014, 01:32 AM
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Absolutely. Roads get thirsty this time of day.

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Old 03-22-2014, 08:58 AM
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Old 03-22-2014, 01:16 PM
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No, I'm a priest. I'm waiting for a minister and a rabbi to join me.

And actual question I was asked when I was helping staff a wildlife education display:

"Does that owl, have like, *feathers* ?"

I would loved to have had a snappy answer, but I couldn't, because I had to run behind the display, because you're not allowed to laugh in the public's face.
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Old 03-22-2014, 03:25 PM
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I asked one once but he wouldn't answer. In fact, he seemed to think the whole question was a real "hoot" and said as much.

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Old 03-25-2014, 02:43 AM
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No, it a new volcano forming...


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Old 03-25-2014, 04:24 AM
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No, the sign is just there to fool people.

Oh, I see you've intently watching whatever is on TV, do you mind if I interrupt you and tell you about my day at the office?
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