I am not good at stories, (fiction) but ask me to tell about a real experience, and I can remember almost everything... and it is fun and arousing to remember the details, and write them down...

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

also fun & arousing to read about them... I just want to hear a lot more of your experiences, you tell it so well...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

My first time i was real nervous. I was 16 and We had talked about it for a while and I said i was open to the idea. I was so scared. What if he hated he taste? What if I made him sick? Well I layed on his bed and as I was saying "Are you sure u want...." He licked me several times and I just laid back and moaned. He was amazing even though he had never done it before. He has done it many times since and improves everytime. He gives me total body drain....

Some good ones here.

Reminds me of the joke about the man who ran into a bar and ordered 5 whiskeys. When asked what it was about, He just said "First blowjob".

The barman said he'd shout him one too on the occasion.

"If 5 don't get the taste out, a sixth won't help either."


Well, it was funny when I was 20.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

That joke may be older then you Oldfart.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Yup.

I suspect there was a version of it back in ancient Rome.

Let me check with PantyFanatic and get back to you.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I think my first oral (giving) was when I was 16. I didn't much like it and I really didn't like the taste.

Needless to say, I love sucking Denny's cock and welcome him to blow his load down my throat anytime he'd like to. Maybe it's all a matter of being with the right partner.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

First time I gave a blowjob I was 14. Before that I just gave him (my nextdoor neighbor's son) a handjob while we making out, kissing and all that. I loved the way he moaned and grunted out when he was cumming and his cum shooting out all over my hand made it exciting even more. I gradually developed my blowjob skill from just kissing his cockhead after he came, to kissing and licking and sucking his cum coating cockhead after he cum to get use to the taste, to licking his cockhead while he was cumming sucked then swallowed his cum, to all out blowjob slurping on his cock bobbing my head up and down and all that until he filled my mouth with his cum, and finally deepthroating his cock and let him cum deep down my throat.

At first his cum felt yucky in my mouth, the taste was okay though, but the texture of it made me wanna puke...LOL. But the way he moaning and groaning and the way he got so blown away when I let him cum in my mouth and swallow his cm down, made it more fun to do so I was totally forgot about the taste and texture of his cum. Since then, giving blowjob is my most favorite sexual activity. It's fun and can do anytime, anywhere, and very effective way to make a guy cum fast...LOL

Not in my house it isn't! I have got to the point where my teeth are making my lips bleed and he still hasn't cum...a good oral session in our household is the way to prolong cumming, not speed it up!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

People sometimes say that the first is always the best as there is lust and such but not for me.

My first oral was me 14 and him being 18. We were at his room watching a show by Alicia Silverstone and it all started going 'crazy'. And believe me... the movie on this TV isn't any mushy stuff. But anyway, he suddenly starts fingering me and less than 2 mins, he push my head down and want me to suck him! Ow... I tell you... I almost bite his manhood off!

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~~True love doesn't have a happy ending because true love never ends.~~