.From the home office, in my pants ...

10. Arguing members of Parliament would be replaced by giant Pixies orgy.

9. Bill Clinton … Would still be horny as hell.

8. Ties in the Senate would be broken by playing game of “Who cums first?”

7. Radio requests would be chosen by “Sing to Me Baby” thread.

6. New Olympic sport … Cumshot distance!

5. Law would be passed changing restaurant signs to say: No shirt, no shoes … hurry in.

4. Vibrators, dildos, sex swings and lube would all be tax write-offs.

3. Instead of public fornicators sent to prison, they are sent to Lilith’s Dungeon for formal torture.

2. All women can get out of speeding tickets by asking the officer, “Can I suck your cock?” (Wait, that works now)

1. Daily workplace masturbation would be an OSHA requirement

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

Hey!!! #4 is already true....for me anyway....

LMAO@ #9

...and he would still be working in the Oral... er... Oval Office

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

I vote in favor of #3

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I'm disappointed that neither "You could change your look as often and as easily as you change your avatar" nor "People would be assigned to follow you around and make smiley faces at the end of your sentences " made the Top Ten. Oh, well!

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Geezzzzz Coach.....A Styx song comes to mind here. Can you guess it's title??

tick, tick, tick, tick.........................

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

So if the trooper is a lady does it work the other way to get out of the ticket??

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Good question Skip.
My guess would be yes.
Great thread CK.
-Summer

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