I thought of this just a few moments ago so I hope it hasn't been done and that everyone will cum and play!

Here is the premise.......Cum to the party bearing a gift! The gift must be in alphabetical order and it has to have a sexual connotation. It can be ANYTHING but you have to explain it's "sexual" meaning. By the time this thread gets stale I hope we have enough "gifts" to have an "orgy extraordinaire"!


~Mrs. Lix~


I will start..............I bring to the party an AMPLIFIER, so that the romantic music can be heard and we don't end up with the "boys" on one side of the room and the "girls" on the other. Let's all dance!

Get it?....Not so hard, huh?.....Who will come to my party? I love gifts! Use your imaginations........this could get interesting!!

Next "gift" starts with B.............................

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VENI, VEDI, VELCRO (I came, I saw, I stuck around)!

I'm coming to the party and bringing Beer....umm..it's sexual meaning is self-explanitory..lmao.

I will be bringing a CD player to hook to Mrs. Lix amplifier so we can play some music to dance too.

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I will bring dildos (dildoes)....well I think that one is self explanatory as well

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I always carry something to eat with me

I also brought a "fig" leaf....to cover the pertinent part till the timing is right!

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VENI, VEDI, VELCRO (I came, I saw, I stuck around)!

I'll bring a Gallon of KY Jelly...never know when it will come in handy

What's a party without ... Joygel!

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Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.

I'll be bringing strap on cocks for the ladies.

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Jews, muslims, christians/what the fucks the difference?/we all want money drugs and bitches/anyone that doesn't rubs me suspicious-ILL BILL

H~ I will bring hand held massagers incase anyone feels a little tense

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

TY for the gifts.........I am also bringing my "Ibenez" to play in a more intimate circle of friends. Cum closer everyone!

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VENI, VEDI, VELCRO (I came, I saw, I stuck around)!

J- Jockstraps for the men to parade for the ladie's

easier to make a choice

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

K - KILTS without briefs for the guys to wear when the wind blows.

"L" I'll bring Lotion, for those who'd like some extra lubrication or just a nice slippery feeling all over..

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"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

"M"

I'll bring Mosquito repellant...........after all who wants to get bit in all sorts of uncomfortable places when you're trying to party???

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