Cremate me. No funeral, and absolutely NO roses. I hate them. Try scattering some lillies and astromerias around the house.

Feed people -- good Italian or Thai food. Lots of good wine and scotch. Ideally a good jazz/blues band, so people can talk, laugh, and dance.

Better to celebrate life, I say.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm too busy to think about it.... but a 3 day party sounds more like me!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

osuche, you can send the standing invite to "OldFart, PO Box 69, Pixies Private Mail,

Lilithville."

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

For some reason, I'm asked this question pretty frequently. I guess my friends and family are all just waiting for me to kick the proverbial bucket. I honestly don't know what I want as my death wish(es).

I hate funerals but I could understand if my family thought it was something that was needed. If that's the case, I do want to be burried with my Cubs hat on and a bottle of Bud Light in the casket with me.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

when my father in law died, we gathered around the casket before they closed it with a flask of good Kentucky bourbon. Everyone took a sip and then we sealed the rest in his coffin with him.

Good times.

Very honorable

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I'm an organ donor, so let em take what they can use and bury the rest

My family all use the same coffin, so that one will do me (or a pine box, dont think i'll mind much). I want a mobile phone buried with me..........just incase *L*, and people can leave me messages on message bank, if i can get back to ya i will

I want "Into The West" & 'I'm Gonna Walk Them Golden Stairs* played at some stage.

I want people to celebrat that they knew me not be sad i'm gone (no dancing on my grave! *LOL*)

Thats all i can think of at this moment

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You can dance, but that all on my grave.

(Now you all have to take back those promises)

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