11-12-2002, 09:22 PM
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Prince of Pervs
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Why The F*%& ?!?!?!
OK here's how it goes...... I take my socks off in PAIRS, I place them in the wash basket in PAIRS, they go into the washing machine in PAIRS.........
why the feck do I have a drawer FULL of socks and not ONE fudging PAIR ?????
is it just me ? does anyone else have this problem ? If so do YOU have the other sock to my pairs ? maybe I have your missing ones !
rant over please go back to your perving
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11-12-2002, 09:24 PM
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I have a whole basket full too, dear, maybe we should
get together and swap some sex, I mean, socks.
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11-12-2002, 09:36 PM
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simple......move to Fl and wear no socks
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11-12-2002, 09:40 PM
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Prince of Pervs
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Now Lilith is that because you don't allow socks in your dungeon ? they're replaced with chains and other restraints ?
Janie interesting suggestion I'll have to have a good fumble in your drawers
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11-12-2002, 11:33 PM
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here and there
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
simple......move to Fl and wear no socks
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or as another simple alternative... make them all the same kind of sock... white!
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11-12-2002, 11:50 PM
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Just me.
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I really do think there are some things in life that simply can't be explained by mortal men. What happens to socks in the washer and dryer I think is one of those profound mysteries.
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11-13-2002, 02:35 AM
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I can explain it fully.....
and with total seriousness.
You see, I used to own a gift shop and we sold quite a few of these little guys. I would imagine they've multipied by now and therein lies your problem.
It's The Sock Bandit, a.k.a. The Hamper Sleuth.
Description: Short (11.5"), wooly and beige. Beady button eyes, wired arms and fingers (three). Wearing black sock mask and bright body stocking.
Distinguishing features: large nostrils. Always carries three odd socks.
Last Sighting: Central High School, Boys' locker room, one foot in the gym bag.
"Tube, ankle, tennis or knee, Striped, ribbed, or lacy - all free"
Master of the single steal, faster than the spin cycle, a mere blur in the locker room, the Sock Bandit prides himself on sleuth. Last spotted eyeing the laundry basket.
Photo is enclosed for future sock theft bandit identification purposes.
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OH DAGNABBIT! Can't upload the Sock Bandit's Mug Shot!
I'll do so at a later date....but trust me, the little guy is REAL!
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11-13-2002, 03:43 AM
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I have 2 garbage bags full of odd socks *LOL*
Every now and then we sort through them and find pairs....but others i'm sure the washing machine must've eaten their pair
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11-13-2002, 06:44 AM
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11-13-2002, 09:48 AM
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FP - I don't get it either. Every holiday I get like 10 pairs of socks from my grandmother and by now I should have hundreds of pairs ... but no, I always need more ... where do they go?
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11-13-2002, 12:41 PM
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All my socks are white, no problems with missing ones.
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11-13-2002, 02:47 PM
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Hey Fussy i got the same problem! all my black socks are separating and I get one set, and my son seems to have odd black ones as well!!!!!!! You think that he has mine and I have his?? who knows!!!! I think I should go with the above, all white or none at all!!!
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11-13-2002, 02:55 PM
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You know what it is dont ya...nothing is free in this world, its that damn santa...he drops off presents oh yeah, but then he sneaks in and takes a few socks from your drawer... What do you think they stuff teddy bears with...you sure dont see any cotton fields up at the north pole....fat bastard
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11-13-2002, 03:03 PM
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Southern Belle
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LMAO@ Skipthisone!!
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11-13-2002, 03:06 PM
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There are two simple awnsers to this:
1:Sharni---Those must be mine!Everyone always told me that I
was odd.The odd socks must be mine!
2:Everyone knows that the black socks;are taken;and worn;by the male star of the old porn movies! Irish
P.S.Simple question.Simple solutions!
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