I knit sweaters for my cat....

Yes. I am insane.

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"Hello, I'm good for nothing. Will you Love me just the same?"

What I would give for a few hours of boredom.

You could always masturbate to those hot pics Lil took last night.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Take a nap. Put in Titanic and take a nap. By the time you wake up, you get to see Leonardo DiCaprio die which is the only reason to watch that piece of drivel in the first place. That's my opinion anyway. I love to watch that man die.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Pixies is my first choice. Might also play a computer game or watch a TV show or something like that, but, Pixies is most likely my first choice.

There's always sex...with myself.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I never have time alone with nothing to do anymore, there's always someone's ashes I have to pull out of the fire...like the song says, "Life was easy, when it was boring!"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.