ok here is a new game for everyone I hope you all like. You are named King or Queen of the world. After you take care of world peace , poverty, diseases, and your loved ones what are the first selfish things you do for the pure enjoyment of yourself?

I have 3.
1. I would make sure Lixy was my shop teacher (I still love that post Lixy)
2. I create a new reality show called Celeberty Jail in which all the celebertys that annoy me to no end such as Celion Dion, Kathie Lee and OJ are in jail being harassed by real inmates and no cell phones .
3.I would have a pixies meeting so everyone could meet and we could have one hell of a party

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if it feels good do i

1) would have to agree with the worldwide pixies party!!

2) be the photographer for all the pixie beauties

3) have a mass pixie orgy

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Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

1. patent and build that f*ckin teleporter

2. remodel the dungeon

3. build the school I want

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Well i guess...

1. have a room in my castle with nothing but men in it and a bed in the middle. The men are there to be at my beck and call.

2. Go to the pixies orgy....

3. Saving for later.......open to seggestions

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Lil can you get Lixy to teach shop class so I can attend

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if it feels good do i

Has anyone read the "Island Paradise" stories?

1 - Buy an island in the carribean.
2 - On it build myself a castle.
3 - Host the pixie orgy at my castle.

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Yo ho ho ...

The Captain

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i wish i was legolas

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

1----------swap the weekdays for the weekend------ie 5days off work each week!
2----------make chocolate an official food group!
3----------have people to do all my work,and Dm's, so I can spend more time lazing about with him and the kids!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

1. Huge monitor to better view Pixie ladies pictures
2. Fast connection to reduce the wait time
3. Oh, yeah, a few million dollars in case I forgot anything.

1. Become Legolas
2. Move to Brissie
3. Conscript Bilbo into the navy and keep him at sea.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

1. Lose 150 lbs.!

2. Reverse my husband's lack of libido

3. Make love to him every day for the rest of our lives together.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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Oh, wow....where to begin? I've had so many ideas for so many years.... So in no particular order:

1. Regulate Jack Nicholson impressions. Jack is exempt, and therefore allowed to do as many impressions of himself as he wants. Christian Slater gets a special permit. Everyone else must be licensed.
2. Along similar lines, maybe have a task force dedicated to comedy. I'm not concerned about how clean or PC the content is--that's not the point at all. But if you have *anything* to say on stage about differences between men and woman, dogs and cats, white and black people, LA and NY...it better be DAMN funny or you will be fined.
3. Cut back on warning labels. Sure, we have to protect the children, but adults should watch out for themselves. If you think it's a good idea to use your hair dryer in the shower, go for it.
4. Have Bob Saget visit the palace once a week to be slapped by whoever wants a go.
5. Issue a decree to all media to henceforth refer to Marilyn Manson by his birth name of Brian Warner.
6. Make all telemarketing a crime, punishable by going to a special telemarketer's prison. Each cell has an self-answering speaker phone that can only be hung up by the caller. The prisoners would call each other in shifts, 24 hours a day.
7. Make spamming a crime, punishable by electric shock to the genitals.
8. Revel in my abuse of power with lots of other arbitrary, whimsical laws.

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"I choose this path to follow to be in like Flynn"
--the Indulgers, "In Like Flynn"

"It felt like Flynn."
--Master Control Program, Tron

"Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more."
--Eric Idle, "How to recognise different types of trees from quite a long way away", Monty Python's Flying Circus

1. Build a teleporter deck at my house.

2. Go to work as a dungeon remodeler.

3. Become a teacher in Lilith's school.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

1. Make every man want me all the time

2. Make myself multi-orgasmic

3. Make myself tremendously happy and rich

4. travel the world ans sample men of all nations

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney