Has anyone ever caught you Masterbating?

Almost. On more than one occasion. *giggle*

Thanks for asking.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Yes...










...Oh, did you want details?...

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No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

there have been a few close calls

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I don't consider being "caught" by my wife ... but almost a couple of times by the kids.

Yes...As I was cumming. My sister walked in the room on me. She just stared at me, my cock and walked out.

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So many women, so little time...

I'm 55% Pure

Yes please

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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Not much to tell about the early episodes, the usual "mom-walks-in-without-knocking" incidents, since there were no further repercussions...the one time I got "caught" that I found interesting has been deemed uncountable by dicksbro...ah, WTF, I'll tell it anyway...Mrs Zoid usually had to get up early to put her face on, etc., leaving me a few minutes alone to play with the morning wood...one am, she walks in to see the me "saluting the flag", she decides this would be a tasty treat for her, unaware that I was just a few strokes away from the moment of truth...she jumped on the bed & went down, she didn't hear my warning (I couldn't yell out loud, we had a roommate down the hall)...a few seconds later she's grimacing at me & saying "Yuuuuuuuck!!!"...


....your turn now Lil...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

:swoon: mine might be if someone walked in right now

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Oh Lilith - you are such a tease!

we need some pics lilith.

Well, evidently my story got the desired result from Lilith...so, has anybody else got a tale to tell? Anybody?

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Just for the record, I used to compare watching Jerry Springer to masturbation...it's a lot of fun until someone walks in & catches you doing it...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I have been caught by roomates and sister. None are good stories, or I would tell them. All of them were just very embarassing. I would usually just pull my hand out quickly and act like nothing was going on. I will tell you what tho, there is nothing more frustrating than playing with yourself, ready to cum and you have to stop. Luckily I have never been walked in on while I was cumming, I don't think I would be able to stop at that point...

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~Kaelynn~

Some days life can be shitty , some days life can be outstanding ;
Sometimes you find love , sometimes you find fun ;

Just remember through all these changes you are you, special and unique...

Just a reminder to those who are like me and need it...

I guess that's the problem, usually it's just embarrassing to get caught...it's hard to think up an intelligent & witty response when your animal brain was in charge just a second ago...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.