04-21-2007, 08:53 PM
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Cat wrangler
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04-24-2007, 10:39 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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"The holes in Swiss cheese taste funny."
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-24-2007, 05:41 PM
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Melted
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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"Aquarium gravel"!!!!!
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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04-26-2007, 03:08 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
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Solon & I ran into an old Italian guy (OIG) we've known for years this afternoon.
OIG (gesturing towards Solon): He was mean when he was young, eh?
Me: No, he was always a Mama's boy, Luigi. Labradors are pussies.
OIG: Eh. Next dog you get has to hate people. The people around here are a-no good.
Me: Will do.
Of course, I saw three crack deals during that short conversation.
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04-26-2007, 02:42 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Thinking back to when an old girlfriend's cat bit me in the ass and smacked my balls as I was having sex with it's owner.
Bad Kitty!!!!
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-26-2007, 06:41 PM
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Mama Mia!
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: South Louisiana
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My contortionist cat taking a nap
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04-26-2007, 07:01 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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The Bob & Tom Show on the radio.
"How much cream do you take in your coffee?"
"Oh, about a Wadsworth."
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-27-2007, 09:10 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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The thought that WI was able to talk me into a damn hard on.
Yeah, I know how it sounds but ......... I guess you had to be there.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-27-2007, 06:05 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: UK
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That ^^^ didn't make me laugh, but it certainly did something for me....
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04-30-2007, 07:10 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Listneing to Mike & Mike on ESPN and hearing Golic refer to a guy who is dating a woman that is much better looking than him as, "That guy has definitely outkicked his coverage."
Yep, been there and done that on a few occasions.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-30-2007, 07:58 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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I'll go twice in a row here.
One of the kids at our first little league practice said to me, "My dad says that you used to be a really good baseball player. Are you still or did you get old like my dad?"
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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05-01-2007, 09:04 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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Mrs. WI woke me up at 4:30 this morning to let me know that she wasn't horny, and she didn't want me wondering that all day long.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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05-04-2007, 06:56 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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Getting the following email message from a friend after I sent him the link to the naked trampoline game that WI posted.:
You are a dumbass! That was a waste of an hour!
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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05-04-2007, 07:32 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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^^^
I warned you!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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05-04-2007, 11:17 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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A gentle reminder that the good old weren't always good.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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