False, though I wish it were true.

T or F: You grew up with the understanding that, unless specifically pointed out otherwise, "America" is short for "United States of America."

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True. If intended to refer to more ... we would say "the Americas."

T or F: If you are an "American", you generally fly the flag on National Holidays ... like Memorial Day. If other, you typically fly your national flag on national holidays for your country.

False, though I am not adverse to flying the flag appropriately.

T or F:
You live in a situation where you don't need to mow your own lawn (you live in an apartment, and don't have one, you live in a community where there are maintenance people who do it, etc)

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F ... but I'm getting old enough that's looking better and better.

T or F: You have a neighbor that grows veggies and shares them with you?

False, we do that, and foist them off on them.

T or F:
You enjoy pasta for you meal several times a week.

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True on many weeks ... not every week ... but more often than you might expect.

T or F: You've had Rocky Mountain Oysters

False.

You know someone who is allergic to dairy products.

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True

T or F: You're hoping for nice weather this week.

False, I'm quie indifferent.

T or F:
you can hear the cicadas outside of your house from inside your house, even with all the doors and windows closed.

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I have heard them, but only when I've been outdoors. So far, their noise hasn't penetrated the walls and windows of our home.

T or F:

DB is a lucky shit, considering the ambient noise of the cicadas around here is registering up to 80+ decibels.

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True ... I guess. My printer died yesterday.

T or F: You are concerned by the used of fully autonomous aerial vehicles armed and able to choose targets without human intervention.

True, mainly because I am worried about the limits of human (and therefore, computer) epistemology.

T or F:
You're planning a cookout with a limited number of attendees soon.

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Well, a get-together with our daughters (and family) from Georgia and Indiana next week. Looking forward to that. May not be a cookout, but should be a lot of fun!

T or F: Seeing family members who live some distance from you is a joy!

Generally false This is *my* family we're talking about, after all.

T or F:
You don't understand the concept of "social constructs."

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