reminds me too much of a James Brown song. the last thing i wanna think about when i'm stabbin' the stinker is the Godfather of Soul... although the pompadour makes me think of nicely-rounded ass.

I like nailing her to the mattress

ok, this is from the Breakfast Club

slippin her the hot beef injection

judd nelson was such a cool character, but i always hated that line.

zip off a strip

Funny, just a few hours ago I shocked & offended the wife with "the beast with two backs"... now I can tell her I was just quoting Will...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

How about ....

Slippin her a crippler

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A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul lasts forever

getting your end in, porking, poking....

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

My dad used to use the term "having relations" whenever he'd talk about sex, or mention it. gives me the creaps just thinking about it. Funny thing is he's this old pervert, who loves to tell dirty jokes, but he can't bring himself to even say "sex" Lol

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XOXO

How about Getting that Nasty Dug Out.

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

"gettin some stinky on my hang-down"

- Kevin Nealon, SNL news

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

from "Grumpy Old Men"....


"ridin' the skin boat to tuna town"

"takin' ol' one-eye to the optometrist"

"takin' the old log to the beaver"

"takin' a ride on the wild baloney poney" (what ever that means)

"slippin' her the old salami"

"Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holiest! Coitus un-interruptus!"

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

Personal favs (from the lesbian contention):

Eatin' at the Y

Bathing the kitty

muff diving

deep sea fishing (though, I must say, I don't understand the fish connection)

nub rub

eating the pink taco (ok...that's pretty crude!)

Ophelia

i'd like to add 'flickjob' to Ophelia's collection of rug-munchin' lingo, if i could.

spankin' the monkey... a local radio station's fav... they play screaming monkeys

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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gettin your dinky stinky

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Some people they like to go out dancing
and other peoples they have to work, just watch me now
And there's even some evil mothers, haha
well they're gonna tell you that everything is just dirt
You know that women never really faint and that villains always blink their eyes, ooohhh
And that, you know children are the only ones who blush
and that life is just to die

sweet jane the velvet underground

Cleaning the carpets

Dance of the rug doctors

(a gay male shared this with me in regards to "rimming") Cleaning the kitchen

the no pants mattress dance


*I like this thread...it makes me laugh!!!*

Ophelia