Tell me , what is your typical curse or nasty pissed off saying?

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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"purple putrid pond scum!!!" LOL ... don't really use profane or vulgar words outside "bedroom" talk ... like to get inventive with my exclamations though!!!!

I tend to say Jimminy Crickets when i am around my kids...otherwise I usually dont limit myself.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Lilith,

"Awshit!"

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Eudaimonia

"Jesus, Mary and Fredrick!"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

any variation on 'fuck me':

fuck me arthritic...
fuck me straight-edge...
fuck me Anglo-Saxon...
fuck me fucked...
fuck me able-minded...

etc., etc., etc...


then there's "oh, fer [insert] fuck's sake!" like...

oh, fer frilly fuck's sake.
oh, fer squirrely fuck's sake.
oh, fer poorly-drawn fuck's sake.
oh, fer helmet-wearin, window-lickin fuck's sake.

you get the idea. but my all-time favorite is what this retired Army Sergeant i knew usta say whenever his kid did sumthin stupid:

"Boy, yer worse than a monkey fuckin a football."

I like:
"Fuck me running backwards" or
"Well I'll just be fucked"

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

I say "well fuck me sideways"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Is that an order or request

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*it's all Christine's fault

Piss on a rope backwards

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

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WTF........................or Sheeeeeeeeeet...................or Just plain ole DAYUMMMMMMMMM...................You stupid MFer.

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god damn mother fuckin cock suckin son of a bitch

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Fuckin, fuck, fuck!

~OR~

Shit, piss, fuck!

~OR~

You motha fuckinwhorebitchbastardfuckinfuckerfuck!

~OR~

Oh geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzewwwwwwww!

LMAO!

At times I sound like a drunken sailor on shore leave.........and yet I can curtail myself when the situation calls for it. The above quotes are usually heard from my kitchen when I spill something or knock something over!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

"Oh, shucky durn ... "

I live such a sheltered life.

Litlith, how do you pronounce, "#$%^*$#@! ?"