Your Favorite Color is the Key to your Sexual Life
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RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and
enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is
lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds get
together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush.
Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should
beware!

YELLOW If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are
complex and lean toward the adaptable. The favorite color of
homosexuals is Yellow! No don't panic - not everyone who wears
Yellow is gay. In most cases the person will acquiesce to the
stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never
enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an
invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.

PURPLE Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider
themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes
are the type who hate to muss their hair. Men are business-like
in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, Purple partners
are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
gratification.

BLACK Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people
are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in
kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and
often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy
times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer
the color Black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of
mobsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire.

GREEN Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their
approach to sex. Women who love Green will make love like
virgins all of their life. And a man may always be a trifle
clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and endearing sort of way.
Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a
mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

PINK Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in
sexual matters. Women tend to tease; to promise more than they
intend to deliver. In some cases, they flaunt their femininity -
but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of
prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink. Men who
like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They are the type who
will take three dates for the same evening and not keep one;
preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead. Women whose
husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg for when they
are deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.

ORANGE People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies.
The sex act is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in
which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of
love. They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless dialogue they
feel fits their image. Orange people often do not experience
orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their
partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners
back. But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.

BROWN If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right
mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the
needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day
thing to them. They can't say "I Love You" often enough.
Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes
on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots
of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such
that one harsh word could end the affair.

GRAY The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive.
They can't get excited about anything - including colors - so
they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer Gray look at
sex as a means of relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing
less). It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women who prefer Gray
don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two
reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant. They
count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over
with and done. When a Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is
made in heaven. But when teamed with another color, the Gray
spouse considers the color's infidelity a blessing.

BLUE Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs.
They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is
elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately
ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women
in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
partners, but their passion might be compared to tidal waves
rather than fiery aggression. Both men and women enjoy foreplay
and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself.
In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to
please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

WHITE If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems
dirty. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing
is obscene and to make love in daylight in unheard of. Women who
love White will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower
before and after the sex act. These people will use pet names
for their genitals.

--found this what do you think

my faverite colour is blue i think it is me
tho this list says yellow should be my favorit
go figure

My favorite color is blue!!!!

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The closest for me would be a mixture of blue and red even though my favorite color is red.

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My favorite color is Green, but I am with Prophet... according to the list, I should be Red, with a wide black strip! Ha Ha!

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My favorites are black and blue. So I'm like sweet and sour the best of both worlds.

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...my colours are all of the darks shades, blue, green, grey, and black...which I actually think pretty much sums up my sexual personality as well...

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But the words are a mystery, I'v heard
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'Cos it helps with the elocution
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My favorite color is BLUE !!
And the description of blue is pretty damned accurate.

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Sorry, axe, I'm afraid I'll have to regard this list as bullshit... my favorite color to wear is black, sometimes with white accents (the color of both my Fender guitar & bass, btw)... I guess blue would be my 2nd fav color, which I'd like to think would reflect my personality better on the list... but the black lovers profile? Come on, maybe I'm a little moody, but I'm not a sex offender!

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Red...has always been my favorite color.

With a hue of Blue in it...!!!

So is there such a color as Bluishred???

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OMG...are we ALL Blue??????....lol

Diva: bluish red is purple heheh I checked my colour wheel!

Kyttn

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Nope. Not blue....

I'm a red red RED baybeeeee!!!

"RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and
enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is
lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds get
together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush.
Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should
beware!"


Like anyone is SURPRISED by this?