Make it as surreal as you want to........... While watching the spectical,I sat purched on pasta fusile. After a while the bandicoot arrived and spoke these words...........

__________________
Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

"Fear not! I come to bring Spagettios to the masses"

(or was I supposed to rhyme with fusilli???)

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

NO Rhymes.Speghettios are what the masses need....But I know what they want.

__________________
Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

They want hoola hoops and Fruit Loops.

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

As the Wombat said to the Duck Billed Platapuss,"Use that bill baby OOh AAh OOh Ahh......

__________________
Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Martha swallowed the fruity lactose and galloped

around her new yellow surroundings

and never asked

if she was living in rhyme

or living it right.

When up on the housetop,
there came such a clatter,
Our neighbors were drinking
And I could hear all their chatter.

You slide next to me,
we wonder what the neighbours above are doing


we don't care - we're loving and snuggling and discovering

Just as the neighbours above us are doing. Sounds competive.Bed springs squeak on two levels.Moans rise up to fill the air.

__________________
Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

It's a night to remember,
A day to forget
A bottle to guzzle



And all that other stuff ...