This one reminds me of an ex-girlfriend

I Care by Al Bundy

When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground I care.
When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground I care.
But when I've been playing this for days I will kill anyone who stays. I swear!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I scribbled the first bits of something I was writing to be goofy and stopped where the writing is black. My 11 year old daughter found it and finished it with the writing that is blue.


Your body is gorgeous.
Your mind is wonderous.
I love you more than I can describe
with a word that ends in "ous".

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

She is darlin' precious cute!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I'm sure I'll hear her singing it in the shower soon. lol

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Very cute, what a smart girl you have WI!

\I like this

Here's a poem I love, just wish I could get close enough to give a kiss to the guy I'm thinking of so he could say ... "fzzy kissed me!"

Jenny Kissed Me
by Leigh Hunt


Jenny kissed me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in.
Time, you thief! who love to get
Sweets into your list, put that in.
Say I'm weary, say I'm sad;
Say that health and wealth have missed me;
Say I'm growing old, but add-
Jenny kissed me!

LOL ... and after he says "fzzy kissed me!" then maybe this could happen:

By Emily Dickinson

Wild nights! Wild nights!
Were I with thee,
Wild nights should be
Our luxury!

Futile the winds
To a heart in port,
Done with the compass,
Done with the chart.

Rowing in Eden!
Ah! the sea!
Might I but moor
To-night in thee!