....that there are a fair few of our Pixie men who are in urgent need of sexual attention - guys who no longer want to be virgins, guys who've been celibate for a while etc etc all of whom feel they need a damn good going over from a woman who knows what she's doing.

So....in the interests of doing my bit for the Pixie's community and as an act of completely selfless kindness *ahem* I've decided that I'm going to volunteer to rectify the situation.

Please form an orderly queue here.

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Woooohoo! First in line! And I'm a perfect candidate too, in my opinion!

CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

*hops in line behind Casper*

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Would you believe I just got back from being recycled in the Virgin Islands?


You are such a kind lady.

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PF You are the funniest.....
Very nice thought of you to do this.....if you need any help, let me know!

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~Tainted Love~

WooHoooo...Lou's pullin' the train!!!...this should be interesting

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

next please

Taking 1 (or more like 17,000) for the team. What a woman!

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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Everyone knows you don't recycle garbage! Ahahahahaha!

This is why I love women. They see a problem, they try to fix it.
Thanks, Loulabelle!

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"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

I nominate Lulabelle for the HuMANitarian Pixie's award.

Hi Lou

I'm joining your 'lust line'....................I've been celibate nearly 24 hours.........that counts doesn't it????????

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

"Taking 1 (or more like 17,000) for the team. What a woman!"

Lilith--if somehow my math skill somehow have become flawed--I dare say it looks like she would take more then one for the time.

Per chance are there anyother ladies out there willing to take one or several for the team?

Men are there any of us willing to lend aid and comfort to a lady who may find herself in need?

tapping casper on the right shoulder to get his attention and then cutting around his left side to be first in line

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

CasperTG - Perfect candidate? I couldn't agree more!

Belial - Oh my! Looks like my Pixies world tour is definitely going to be starting in Aus then!

PantyFanatic - LOL - don't worry, I do recycled Virgins too....especially if we can do it in the Virgin Islands!

Imaginewithme - I'm bound to get tired occasionally, so I think a 'women's co-operative' would be an excellent idea for this venture.

scotzoidman - So are ya buying a ticket or are ya just gonna sit on the platform with your notebook?

cbass1976 - No problem.....be there soon.

Lilith - LOL - it's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

Steph - *sitting back to wait for PantyFanatic's retort*

fredchabotnick - Just call me 'Miss Fix-it'.

sodaklostsoul - A woman's gottta do what a woman's gotta do!

Glyndwr - 24 hours of celibacy? Er.....welll...yep...close enough....I'll see be seeing you as soon as I return to Blighty from my world cherry-popping tour.

Vulkan - I like your way of thinking....I'm going to appoint you Head of Recruitment and Training for the women's co-operative I mentioned. The hours are long, but the benefits are excellent.

MilkToast - Now now, no dirty tricks...that's MY job!

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Fruit flies like a banana"

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