08-16-2004, 03:19 AM
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Come to London soon, Loulabelle - there's an under-employed cock here that would appreciate some attention!
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08-16-2004, 09:51 AM
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Turn it up!
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Location: Music City
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loulabelle
scotzoidman - So are ya buying a ticket or are ya just gonna sit on the platform with your notebook?
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I guess I forgot to show you my media credentials...no notebook, I'll be videotaping this for *ahem* posterity...beats having to watch from the non-virgins section...
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08-16-2004, 01:45 PM
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Resident craftsman
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Location: Great Falls, MT
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at your command
Ms ...Belle:
I am at your service. Thought I must admit I am more use to volunteering others for assignments above and beyond the call, I could try my hand at recruitment
As soon as I can pen to paper a training manual, I'd be ready! Sentual massage will be tops on the list in the manual--with penty of demonstration
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08-16-2004, 06:00 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Location: Pa. USA
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I am humbled by your selflessness and concern for the sexual preservation of the men of Pixies, Loulabelle! I bow in your presence...*bends low at the waist* Is there anything I can do for you while I am down here to show my sincerity? Better yet...I'll do anything you ask of me to show the men herewith what the women of Pixies will do to get behind one of our own when she bares her all for such a noble cause!
*waiting for my instructions from our true philanthropist*
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08-16-2004, 06:27 PM
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God its a pity you dont live anywhere near me.
I gladly to what ever it takes to taste one bead of your puissy juice.
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08-16-2004, 06:32 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
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if its not too much trouble,
my engine needs to be serviced as well
and if you can turn a wrench i would like you to torque my nuts
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08-19-2004, 02:58 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Location: England
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Gus - London it is then....always wondered what sex on the London Eye would be like!
scotzoidman - Oh my! If I'm going to be video taped I'd best make sure I'm wearing lippy!
Vulkan - massage sounds like a gooooood idea!
LixyChick - Erm....well....since scotz has the video tape rolling....
donkey x - this little Pixie's on a world tour, so no place is too far - I'll meet you at the airport, k?
Mercury_Maniac - now it's funny you should say that but I've always felt that boilersuit, no panties and push-up bra is a look I could really carry off....the only difference is, this mechanic's not going to charge you anything and she's not going to do a half-arsed job.
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08-19-2004, 09:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vullkan
Per chance are there anyother ladies out there willing to take one or several for the team?
Men are there any of us willing to lend aid and comfort to a lady who may find herself in need?
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Sure! I'll help Lou out when she gets tired.
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08-19-2004, 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vullkan
"Taking 1 (or more like 17,000) Men are there any of us willing to lend aid and comfort to a lady who may find herself in need?
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I hereby answer the (booty) call and..ahem, 'rise' to the occasion...
I have only 2 provisos - you must be within 15 years of my age (21-51) and unmarried - sorry to sound like an ageist square, but I just feel squeamish at the thought of kids and women aged closer to my mother than me, and the thought of some husband with a machete' doesn't fill me with joy...
Other than that, I've just remembered a third proviso. Bring Lube. Lots.
YOU will need it.
Jaybee.
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08-21-2004, 08:56 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loulabelle
Mercury_Maniac - now it's funny you should say that but I've always felt that boilersuit, no panties and push-up bra is a look I could really carry off....the only difference is, this mechanic's not going to charge you anything and she's not going to do a half-arsed job.
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oh wow, a mechanic from Heaven, time to change my oil i'll grab the tools,
i mean toys
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