Early, EARLY morning sex with my wife, we were both all sweaty and i'd got the wet patch.(you'll notice i don't seem at all traumatised by this ladies.)
You know when you get thirsty after a good bonk? Well off i goes, the re-birth of Tarzan the apeman, going off into the wild woods to get the lovely Jane a thirst quenching drink...actually a bottle of diet Coke but you know what i mean....Yes!..and down the stairs i bounce (i am still half asleep!) off one wall then the other and finally with a huge surge fall through the living room door, collapsing in a messy heap on the floor.
I stand.
Brush myself off, shake my head....."You naughty, naughty boy!!". "Jeeesus!!!!" i yell, throwing my hands over my still erect and, sorry but im being honest, creamy erm...knob!(i can't say cock as its innapropriate for the story).
I didn't know i could move that fast, my feet never touched the floor,"SLAM" goes the door!. Up the stairs quick!!!. I dart into the bedroom throw myself onto the bed, yank the covers off a hysterical missus and hide!!!!!.
"Are you ok babe?", she asks.
"NO" i answer meakly.<<hehe.
"You sure?"
"Hmmmmm"
"You never bumped into Graeme why you were down there did you?"
"YES." I'm crying, now with embarrasment, tugging the quilt tightly to me, burying my face in it.....
And......
shit fone brb.
Back!
Graeme is my, Was my 13 y/old stepson. He's 20 now, and doing quite well for himself.. But......... and i think any parent here will agree?.... a 13 y/old stepson is far worse than a 20 y/old one!.
Well thats my story!

Well there are the links here on pixies, which I could easily sum. The more difficult thing is to count up how many times I have streaked or went skinny dippy.








Ok...ok I would say... a couple of thousand people have seen me naked. My best guess

possibly the hotel staff

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
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twice

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I will forever double check that the hotel door has shut completely.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hey look, a tip, no two, or was that three?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

It was the newspaper under the open door that lead me to draw this conclusion.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Who'd knows, but i bet they wish they hadnt *LOL*

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I have been seen more on purpose than by accident by loads of people as I live naked as much as possible .The only time I can think of is when the mother in law came round once and let herself in without knocking.I was sat in the living room naked and hard not expecting visitors so she got a real eyefull.

I swim naked in the pool, so any neighbor that has walked by the back yard.No complaints yet so they must like what they are seeing

My ex girlfriends niece caught me jacking off one night. Im pretty sure she saw me. Sitting at the computer whacking off witha porn on the screen. She didnt say anything though.

Aqua and I have this bad habit of showing our skills to people due to our rushing in hotel rooms. With his visit to Fl we forgot to close the curtains, the sheers were closed but we had the lights on. The people in the hotel right across from ours had primo seats for my cowgirl imitation.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas