nope, more like a caramel with spearminty flavour.

How many random thoughts does this really take!

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

turkeys cost too damn much

It's Murphy's Law isn't it? Everything else comes up same time as the Christmas shopping.

How a little negativity can go a LONNNNNNG way

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

^^^ that is too true... I'll keep my random thought now... cuz it's quite negative.

Do women stare at guys nipples when they're hard and visible through their shirts?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

yep.....or *anything* else that's hard

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Why does the cold make my nipples stick out and, um, other things retreat?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

why do radio stations feel the need to tell you in the middle of a block of music(30 song in a row or 60 minutes in a row) uninteruted that they are doing it. Dosen't interupting the block of music to tell us this defeat the purpose.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Days in the mid-60's with the windows open (in mid-January) are kinda cool.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What would the Monkees have been like if Charles Manson successfully auditioned?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Where did the euphemism "plus size woman" come from? And why exactly is it a plus?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

If diets worked we wouldn't need them.

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Come play with me.

Is it a sign of getting old when teens annoy you? A young girl on the streetcar yelled out, "I'm horny!!!" & I just couldn't believe it. She then told her friends she makes out with all her guy friends. As I was leaving I accidentally kicked her foot that was sprawled in the aisle.