07-08-2010, 05:51 AM
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The headline of this article!!!!!!!!  |
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07-09-2010, 03:24 AM
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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07-15-2010, 08:12 PM
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pixie of the wood
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we're potty training the littlest and she was sitting on the toilet today when her tummy rumbled. she says to me, oh, it's just a fart inside my tummy. roflmao
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07-15-2010, 08:51 PM
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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07-15-2010, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by wyndhy
we're potty training the littlest and she was sitting on the toilet today when her tummy rumbled. she says to me, oh, it's just a fart inside my tummy. roflmao
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07-19-2010, 02:07 PM
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Today I got a message from my friend that I got a promotion in the office, when I was on the way. This makes me laugh all the way.
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07-19-2010, 05:31 PM
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.... to the bank. 
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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07-21-2010, 06:50 PM
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So mine went down the strip today and saw some wax statues, one being Indiana Jones. Someone commented, "He was missing his whip."
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07-21-2010, 07:34 PM
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Lots of things today, since I can see the humor of life a lot more right now
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07-21-2010, 08:27 PM
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There are two benefits to that Shadow: one is everything is a whole lot funnier, the other is that people wonder why you're laughing. The direct result of the second is that most people come to the determination that you're insane and leave you alone. This is why I laugh at everything.
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07-22-2010, 12:13 AM
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This joke made me laugh today from one of my friend's mobile,
A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
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07-22-2010, 03:18 AM
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a toast that was just perfect
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07-22-2010, 04:18 AM
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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07-22-2010, 04:31 AM
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OF talking about lemon flavored vegemite and AZRedHot loudly proclaiming that vegemite "tastes like beef!".
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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07-25-2010, 04:56 PM
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The pic of Queen Lilith's gift in PF's thread. So is it for xmas or a wall hanging. LOL
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