getting trounced at monopoly jr.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

telling my boss he better take good notes when we go for training...cus my ADD is gonna kick in after about 45 minutes!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Coffee this morning with a bunch of friends.

a gorgeous rasta man staring at me at the streetcar





my bag of fish was dripping.


Me: Fish. *shrug*

Him: I thought you were peeing.

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids , are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping .

LMAO!!!!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

What did that old Tibetan guy say on the patio when you visited? "If you take off your shirt you can catch the fly that way"?

LOL And let's not forget the rich older gentleman I know who was infatuated with you & was so disappointed when he couldn't buy you a drink because you were driving.

And the mango jalapenos! Ahahaha, Parkdale!

OMG, I'd almost forgotten that!


Steph = fly catcher

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Hearing a future co-worker say "It'll be YOUR room to fix up"

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~Tainted Love~

A wee little 5 day old baby....awwwwwwwwwwwww

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Man, I should've kept him--every woman can use a sugar daddy or two or three.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Learning the last name o fthe person I share an office with. Damn.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

How tickled he was by the email I sent him.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

This morning crawling back in bed at 4:00 a.m after feeding the baby, Mr. IWM says "good morning beautiful" knowing my hair was all over, bags under my eyes, I just grinned.

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~Tainted Love~

ROFLMAO @ Peaches ^^^



It happens all the time, but it's always amazing how tiny they are.

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