04-06-2007, 04:21 PM
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Loungin' Around
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A spirited debate between Geraldo and a jackass
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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04-07-2007, 03:09 PM
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Leo was right
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Location: Eastern Iowa
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The thought of our "Townwide Garage Sale" that is going on today. Since there's only about 575 people in the town it's basically a bunch of people who know each other really well just trading their old junk.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-07-2007, 05:37 PM
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One Hot Mamma!
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I was giggling over PantyFanatic's Easter thread.
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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton
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04-07-2007, 09:41 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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The PM I just read about soap and naughty thoughts.
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04-07-2007, 10:32 PM
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Booger Lama
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Quote:
Originally Posted by osuche
A spirited debate between Geraldo and a jackass
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Wouldn't that be two jackass debating.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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04-08-2007, 01:07 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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04-08-2007, 04:13 AM
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Leo was right
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O'Reilly is a Cubs fan........... almost makes me ashamed to admit that I am as well.
But he is good for a laugh every now and again. His continuous audition for a part on Hee Haw as the donkey in the field is entertaining sometimes.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-08-2007, 06:25 AM
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Leo was right
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This one just got me from the "Lies! All Lies!" thread in smut games:
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I seldom look at the weather channel ... I just leave my fly unzipped and if it shrivels up, I know it's cold.
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I love our morning "coffee club"
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-08-2007, 09:27 AM
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Missing the Angels
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IowaMan's 3 things today.
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04-08-2007, 07:07 PM
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Leo was right
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The story of my best friend's 11 year-old son's experience in his sex ed class. Apparently he advised his mom that she shouldn't worry if in a couple of years the day comes that she finds that the sheets to his bed are all wet. It won't be because he wet the bed, it's because all of his "extra sperm" will have come out during the night.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-09-2007, 05:58 AM
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Just me.
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PM's from a good friend!
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04-09-2007, 07:23 AM
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Missing the Angels
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IowaMan
The story of my best friend's 11 year-old son's experience in his sex ed class. Apparently he advised his mom that she shouldn't worry if in a couple of years the day comes that she finds that the sheets to his bed are all wet. It won't be because he wet the bed, it's because all of his "extra sperm" will have come out during the night.
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So innocent but too funny!!
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04-09-2007, 05:18 PM
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Registered User
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There's a fly on my computer screen that keeps getting a firght when my cursor gets too close to him. It's giving me minutes of entertainment...
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04-09-2007, 05:35 PM
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Goddess Bitch
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some of the chats i had during IM ..
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04-09-2007, 05:47 PM
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That fly is till cracking me up...
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