Sleepless in Seattle:

[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Jay: Tiramisu
Sam Baldwin: What is "tiramisu"?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam Baldwin: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam Baldwin: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

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Capt. Bart Mancuso: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.

Hunt For Red October

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Capt. Bart Mancuso: Central Intelligence Agency... Now, there's a contradiction in terms.

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Field Of Dreams:

Anni Kinsella: Hey, what if the Voice calls while you're gone?
Ray Kinsella: Take a message.

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Terence Mann: I'm going to beat your head in with a crowbar until you go away!
Ray Kinsella: You can't do that!
Terence Mann: Oh no, there are no rules here.
[Advances with crowbar]
Ray Kinsella: But... but you're a pacifist!
Terence Mann: [Stops] Shit.

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Thelma and Louise

Thelma: I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

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Themla and Louise

Louise: You finally got laid properly, I'm so proud.

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"you built a time machine......out of a delorean?" marty mcfly
Back to the future

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Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit.

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From "Office Space" ~

Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!


Another from Office Space~

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it...until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm...well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

From "Full Metal Jacket"~

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!


Private Cowboy: You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing!



Saigon Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend in Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Dumb and Dumber:

Lloyd Christmas: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling.


Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of shit, man.

From "Tombstone"~

Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?


Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.


Doc Holliday: It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest!
[cracks up laughing]


Doc Holliday: Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.



Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego.
Johnny Ringo: Iuventus stultorum magister.
Doc Holliday: In pace requiescat.
Doc Holliday: Look darlin'! That's Latin. It appears Johnny Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him!

Die Hard:

Agent Johnson: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

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John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

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