12-06-2003, 02:37 PM
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Carpe diem
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...Dove Bars are to Ice cream.
Customer service is to the Post office as...
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12-06-2003, 04:05 PM
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Wishful Thinker
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a hockey puck is to a golf course.
Love is to sex as ....
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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12-07-2003, 05:18 AM
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Carpe diem
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....hate is to not gettin' any.
Rolls Royce is to Volkswagen as....
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12-07-2003, 08:57 AM
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Huggable!
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...silk is to cotton.
Cheese is to pizza as.....
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12-07-2003, 09:33 AM
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Wishful Thinker
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not gettin' any is to masterbation.
Popcorn is to a movie as...
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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12-07-2003, 06:15 PM
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Carpe diem
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...Multiple Orgasms are to Sex.
Caves are to Mountains as…
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12-07-2003, 06:17 PM
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Just me.
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... cornfields are to the midwest.
Pens are to paper as ...
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12-07-2003, 06:59 PM
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Carpe diem
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... razors are to beavers.
Sunny, clear days are to Seattle as ...
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12-07-2003, 07:18 PM
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Huggable!
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.... never having rain is to the UK.
A roaring fire is to warming toes as.....
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12-08-2003, 04:05 AM
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Carpe diem
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... heavy downpour is to soaking your clothes.
A Proctologist is to a Dentist as…
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12-08-2003, 04:29 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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... as a plumber is to a ceiling repairer.
Pixies are to people as ...
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12-08-2003, 10:43 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Location: Pa. USA
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.....oxygen is to breathing!
A flower is to a meadow.....
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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12-08-2003, 10:52 AM
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Bastard of Member
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As pubic hairs are to the sweet womanly well.
Screwdriver is to Vodka as....
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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12-08-2003, 11:19 AM
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Fill This Space
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....Martini is to Gin
John Deere is to Rednecks ....
(p.s. no offense here, i myself am a redneck after all)
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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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12-08-2003, 11:25 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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.....as heat is to the sun!
Red is to the color of blood as.......
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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