06-15-2010, 05:54 PM
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Probably, it's what a 16 hr flight from the states? Unfortunately, I'd also have to wait on my passport and other papers. You win the battle this time my worthy adversary, but you will not win the war....all in fun anyway.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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06-15-2010, 06:12 PM
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06-15-2010, 06:28 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Hopefully form a passionate kiss.....
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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06-15-2010, 08:08 PM
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...a toilet paper roll hung backwards. (Well, backwards for me, anyway... it's hung so the paper will unroll from the bottom, not the top.)
My toilet-going kitty still has the instinct to scratch after she's done her business, and too often her paw wanders over to the toilet paper roll, and unrolls half of it onto the floor or in the seat... This way the paper will just go 'round and 'round, and not unroll, hehe.
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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06-15-2010, 08:45 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Smart move on your part. Does your kitty remember to flush and put the seat down as well?
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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06-15-2010, 08:50 PM
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We decided teaching her to flush would lead to her sitting there all day watching the toilet flush over n over, so we flush for her!!!
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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06-15-2010, 08:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Snow
Probably, it's what a 16 hr flight from the states? Unfortunately, I'd also have to wait on my passport and other papers. You win the battle this time my worthy adversary, but you will not win the war....all in fun anyway.
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It's only about 7 hours in the air from Kennedy to Heathrow, unlike the 14 hours from Sydney to Los Angeles.
If you get your passport into gear and sneak a headstart, it's a race.
Keeping the hope alive, cos it's fun watching it die slowly.
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06-15-2010, 09:07 PM
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Seeing as how they are both located in the UK, and I have work in the morning.....I think he wins. Sorry Old Fart, but hope is no longer alive. Besides, I haven't any money to make a trip like that. I'm poor.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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06-16-2010, 03:35 AM
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, there is plenty to go around. In any case, a girl can have more than one shower in a day!
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06-16-2010, 05:11 AM
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I'm only child Soph. I don't share well, if at all.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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06-16-2010, 05:11 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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I've got to go to work, in a 100+ degree warehouse with a sun burn that's started to blister. This is going to be fun.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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06-23-2010, 12:03 PM
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Missing the Angels
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An ice cold glass of milk.
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06-23-2010, 01:11 PM
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Peanut Butter Oreos and Mt Dew.
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06-23-2010, 02:03 PM
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A zucchini bread in the oven!
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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06-23-2010, 02:25 PM
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You cook some odd stuff Neige.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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