07-18-2010, 01:36 PM
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I just hope the ice melts off the driveway and streets before I have to go out.
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07-19-2010, 05:44 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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I never drink wine.
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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07-20-2010, 02:08 PM
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Hrny Bstrd
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I have 6 girlfriends who all co-habitate with me.
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07-21-2010, 03:37 AM
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I just traded in my old Chrysler for a new Ferrari.
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07-21-2010, 07:25 AM
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I'm one of Lafehubert's girlfriends.
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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07-21-2010, 11:37 AM
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Hrny Bstrd
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My dick is so long I can have sex with girls across the room from me.
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07-22-2010, 12:08 AM
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I moved out of my house and into a tepee.
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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07-22-2010, 03:47 AM
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You know how you puncture a tire and it goes flat ... well, I designed a square tire that, when you puncture it, it goes round.  |
07-22-2010, 07:36 AM
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Hrny Bstrd
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I, like Merlin, travel backwards through time.
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07-23-2010, 02:32 AM
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A new law says that the year will only have three seasons now ... Spring, Summer and Fall.
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07-23-2010, 07:21 AM
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I cooked up the cat tonight and fed him to the mouse.
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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07-23-2010, 10:48 AM
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Hrny Bstrd
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I take showers with my clothes on because the washers broke.
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07-24-2010, 02:58 AM
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Today is "Everyone's a Nudist" in our town and we all have to walk around nude all day.
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07-25-2010, 10:47 PM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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I hate Vegemite.
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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07-25-2010, 10:56 PM
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Hrny Bstrd
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I wanna get my sac pierced so many times I have trouble getting through metal detectors.
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