We do both. Love to watch both. Squirrels always look like they're having such fun and birds have such a cute way of cocking their heads looking at you (I suppose trying to guess whether you're a threat or not ???).

At least the squirrels don't "poop" on your freshly washed car so I guess I'll choose them by a squirrel's whisker.

No, but squirrels will chew up your artwork to make nesting material. Nasty, destructive, long-tailed tree-rats.

WMMTY:
A guard dog to keep the squirrels away, or turning the squirrels into meat pies?

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A guard dog ... to protect your artwork if it's squirrel accessible.

WMMTY: Local news; national news or world news?

Honestly, probably national, has the most immediate impacet (yes, even more than local news) on my life.

WMMTY:
Listening to music/podcasts/sports events with headphones, or having the 'cast loud enough to hear when you're in another room?

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Seldom use headphones, but lower volumes are best for me with few exceptions.

WMMTY: Big breakfast; lunch or supper?

probably dinner.

WMMTY:
A game of skill, or a game of chance?

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Games of skill

WMMTY: Fun or winning? (I know, both would be nice )

It's fun to win, but overall, I find close games more fun, win or lose. No real fun to walk all over your opponent.

WMMTY:
Secure computer system, or easily usable computer system?

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Not sure. Certain want security but easily usable is a real plus.

WMMTY: Dogs or cats?

Cats, if I have to have mammals around.

WMMTY:
Thunderstorm watching, or viewing a snowfield?

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Both are interesting. If I'm looking for something peaceful ... snowfields are the answer. If I'm looking for a bit of flashy presentation ... a good tunderstorm fits the bill.

Probably the snowfield would barely inch out my preference.

Oops. Forgot the WWM part. WMMTY ... getting to a destination quickly or enjoying the scenery on the way?

That greatly depends on whether or not I have a deadline. Usually do, of course.

WMMTY:
Tree pollen or grass pollen?

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Hmmm ... that's a little like ...

WMMTY: Flat tire or out of gas on a country road late at night?

I'd rather deal with a flat, easier to fix, generally.

WMMTY:
Essence or existentialism?

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