LOL. So true Irish, so true.

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I love every bone in your body - especially mine!

Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Learned them watching mates hit brick walls at a great

rate of knots.

Best (or worst) was, "and what are we having for breakfast?"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

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Do you taste as great as you look?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then i could be you by morning.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you work for the Post Office because I thought I saw you checking out my package?

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

Hi. I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Nice Legs. What time do they open?

My name is ........ Remember that. You'll be screaming it later.

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

I am just PMPL.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Omg...I have heard this one!!!! And it worked on me...LMAO!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

I think that I will have to add Legend to the Oldfart&Nubian list.
Feel honored legend;it's a very selective list! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

i am honoured.....i grovel at your feet

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Legend---Don't grovel.I was kidding.Most of your pickup lines had
me roaring.Some of those are so funny. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

i was kidding too

some more lines:

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

If I were you, I'd have sex with me.

I'm a birdwatcher and you've got to be the prettiest one I've seen all day.

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Is your daddy a baker cuz you got a nice set of buns.

Do fries come with that shake?

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Nubian

Theres a party in your mouth and I'm coming

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