you got chocolate in my peanut butter, you got peanut butter in my chocolate ~ Reese's peanut butter cups

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Chewy Chewy Chewy (when you need a little quiet)

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

Charleston Chewie's chewy louie... but not to chewy!

Charleston Chew

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I bet you can't just eat one

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Because I have slogan specialists here: the slogan for the Playstation 2 is:
"Playstation 2 - the third place!"

So I started wondering myself what they mean by that damn 3rd place... I guess they say this game console is so bad that they have only the third place on the market. Or what do you think?

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

"Mama mia, thatsa spicy meatball..."

and the alternate take

"meesy micey ballsy..."

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Hey Mikey .. He Likes It!





I still have that damn honeycomb jingle in my head.

Oh Holy Shit Skip!!!!!

"Goes up the stairs without a care and shoots so high in the sky"
*sounds like a really sexy evening ahead*

You somnabitch you! I can't remember the next friggin line!!!


OK.....OK.....I remember weebles cause I still own weebles! The old style......not the new blown up fatty jobs!

I am gonna REALLY, REALLY show my age here and I want at least one person to scan their memory file and try and remember this one!!!!!

"Tricky Tommy Turtle goes, when the magic whistle blows. When he stops? Nobody knows?.....Tricky Tommy Turtle knows".

*My brother got that toy for Christmas when I was three years old.........if you know the year it came out.....and you don't know my age.......you can cypher it from the clues above!*

"Choo Choo Charlie was an engineer.....Choo Choo Charlie was his name we hear......he had an engine and he sure had fun.......he used Good N Plenty candy to make his trian run"

"Just Do It"..............Nike

"Good to the Last Drop"......Maxwell House coffee


And ya gotta guess this one...."Zoom Zoom"


I'm done now!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

No muff to tuff, slogen for muffler shop in Louisville kY

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Try it once, and if you don"t like it, try it again to make sure

"You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with PEPSODENT
!


"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman" Secret deodorant










P.S. Wouldn't this thread be a great addition to the Smut Games Forum?????

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

great idea SS!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

now now...not nice to call Murphy a goof! BTW there is a commercial that has a guy saying that and the song playing in it too!!!

Hold the pickle
Hold the lettuce
Special orders don't upset us.......

Have it your way...at Burger King

TY Bibi, but I've been known to goof on myself accidentaly on purpose.....

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wee-ner.....


NOT!

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein